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greek festival

Homosexual orgy.

From the idea that ancient Greek men often engaged in homosexual sex.
I got back from the library last night and found my roommate in a greek festival with three other guys.
by JavaJaneOhio July 30, 2010
mugGet the greek festivalmug.

bad for business

Anything that causes intestinal problems. Something that causes a bad case of diarrhea, gas, cramps, constipation, etc. A euphemism for bowel problems.
Man, that 4th chili dog with onion cheese tots was bad for business!
by JavaJaneOhio October 15, 2011
mugGet the bad for businessmug.

unfriendly

A woman (or man) who isn't interested in a guy who's chatting her (him) up.
That chick is so unfriendly she won't go out with me even though I've asked her like 8 times.
by JavaJaneOhio July 30, 2010
mugGet the unfriendlymug.

fricker

Someone who habitually loses at gambling. Derrogatory word for a casino-fly loser.
I'm not going to that casino, it's full of frickers.
by JavaJaneOhio July 30, 2010
mugGet the frickermug.

malicious fecal distribution

Pooping in someone's yard to piss them off.

Also "MFD."
In July 2013, a news report on ABCnews.go.com said a Nob Hill, AZ woman was arrested for malicious fecal distribution after being caught by a security camera pooping in a neighbor's yard 4 times over the course of two weeks. The neighbors had been in a heated dispute for several months.
by JavaJaneOhio September 2, 2013
mugGet the malicious fecal distributionmug.

kixer

A child of school age; a student between kindergarten and sixth grade; older than a preschooler but not yet a teenager.
The library has many programs for kixers and tweens.
by JavaJaneOhio April 14, 2010
mugGet the kixermug.
Pretending or appearing to be busy while doing nothing.

The inability to accomplish a task due to laziness, incompetence, political posturing, lack of ability, stubbornness or other reason that has no relation to the problem at hand.

Worthless posturing, yelling and fighting among politicians that comes to nothing when they are done.
Congress spend 8 months grinding their axes and sharpening their pencils and were only able to reduce the national debt by $10.
by JavaJaneOhio January 6, 2012
mugGet the grinding their axes and sharpening their pencilsmug.

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