JavaJaneOhio's definitions

human search engine

Reference librarian.

I googled that question our prof assigned us but didn't get any usable info, so I txted a human search engine and got the answer within a couple minutes.

by JavaJaneOhio August 17, 2010

Toth factor

The loss of real estate value caused by a bad, sloppy or lazy neighbor, as compared to comparable homes in the neighborhood that don't abut the bad neighbor. The difference in resale value between a home with good neighbors and a similar one with a bad neighbor.

My nasty neighbors next door kept bothering prospective buyers during showings, so I ended up selling for 20% less than the appraised value. The toth factor cost me thousands!

by JavaJaneOhio April 16, 2011

casino fly

Someone who habituates casinos. A person who goes to a casino more than once a month, like a barfly hangs around bars or a housefly hangs around a garbage can.

I can't believe you went to the casino again last night. You're getting to be a real casino fly.

by JavaJaneOhio July 30, 2010

raven kiss

To pick someone's pocket while pretending to give them an affectionate greeting, especially at a large public event like Mardi Gras or New Year's Eve.

Term comes from ravens being scavenger birds.

Hey, wait. My wallet's gone. That blond woman raven kissed me!

by JavaJaneOhio July 30, 2010

pesticle

An annoying man.

That guy who keeps trying to buy you drinks is such a pesticle.

by JavaJaneOhio August 3, 2013

peemergency

The urgent need to urinate.

After 5 hours in the car and a super big gulp, I was having a peemergency.

by JavaJaneOhio December 2, 2010

malicious fecal distribution

Pooping in someone's yard to piss them off.

Also "MFD."

In July 2013, a news report on ABCnews.go.com said a Nob Hill, AZ woman was arrested for malicious fecal distribution after being caught by a security camera pooping in a neighbor's yard 4 times over the course of two weeks. The neighbors had been in a heated dispute for several months.

by JavaJaneOhio September 2, 2013