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Toth factor

The loss of real estate value caused by a bad, sloppy or lazy neighbor, as compared to comparable homes in the neighborhood that don't abut the bad neighbor. The difference in resale value between a home with good neighbors and a similar one with a bad neighbor.
My nasty neighbors next door kept bothering prospective buyers during showings, so I ended up selling for 20% less than the appraised value. The toth factor cost me thousands!
by JavaJaneOhio April 16, 2011
mugGet the Toth factormug.
Pretending or appearing to be busy while doing nothing.

The inability to accomplish a task due to laziness, incompetence, political posturing, lack of ability, stubbornness or other reason that has no relation to the problem at hand.

Worthless posturing, yelling and fighting among politicians that comes to nothing when they are done.
Congress spend 8 months grinding their axes and sharpening their pencils and were only able to reduce the national debt by $10.
by JavaJaneOhio January 6, 2012
mugGet the grinding their axes and sharpening their pencilsmug.

kixer

A child of school age; a student between kindergarten and sixth grade; older than a preschooler but not yet a teenager.
The library has many programs for kixers and tweens.
by JavaJaneOhio April 14, 2010
mugGet the kixermug.

malicious fecal distribution

Pooping in someone's yard to piss them off.

Also "MFD."
In July 2013, a news report on ABCnews.go.com said a Nob Hill, AZ woman was arrested for malicious fecal distribution after being caught by a security camera pooping in a neighbor's yard 4 times over the course of two weeks. The neighbors had been in a heated dispute for several months.
by JavaJaneOhio September 2, 2013
mugGet the malicious fecal distributionmug.

buzby

A haircut that's very short in the back and long in the front. The opposite of a mullet. A punk haircut.
Manny got sick of his hair hanging down his neck, but he loved long locks around his face, so he asked the stylist for a buzby.
by JavaJaneOhio December 2, 2011
mugGet the buzbymug.

beastie

That new series of vampire graphic novels is BEASTIE dude!
by JavaJaneOhio November 16, 2010
mugGet the beastiemug.

juggilo

A man or woman who is so obsessed with a woman with big breasts that they will do anything to be with her, even empty his bank account to buy her gifts.
Woman 1: I can't believe your ex-husband left you for that balloon-boobed bleach blonde.

Woman 2: Well, he always was a juggilo.
by JavaJaneOhio July 10, 2010
mugGet the juggilomug.

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