Speaking slowly, clearly, using words of one syllable or less, trying very hard not to convey the impression that you think the person you are addressing is an utter moron.
Most commonly used to describe a native Scot addressing an English tourist. Or any tourist, really, especially during the Edinburgh Festival.
Most commonly used to describe a native Scot addressing an English tourist. Or any tourist, really, especially during the Edinburgh Festival.
"No, foolish English tourist. It is not yet haggis hunting season" "Don't you do that'Jocksplaining' thing to me, you Scotch git*
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"What's a good place to get antibiotic cream in foreign city?" and someone responds, "You shouldn't use antibiotic cream."
Or, "Who has a good recipe for tuna noodle casserole?" and someone responds, "You really don't want to eat too much tuna. It's best to eat lower down the food chain. Better yet, go vegan!"
"What's a good place to get antibiotic cream in foreign city?" and someone responds, "You shouldn't use antibiotic cream."
Or, "Who has a good recipe for tuna noodle casserole?" and someone responds, "You really don't want to eat too much tuna. It's best to eat lower down the food chain. Better yet, go vegan!"
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People who Jocsplain also have a tendancy of:
-backseat gaming
-watching podcasts
-acting like the wolf of wall street with a $200 robinhood portfolio.
People who Jocsplain also have a tendancy of:
-backseat gaming
-watching podcasts
-acting like the wolf of wall street with a $200 robinhood portfolio.
Person: "John you have a small dick."
Jocsplainer: "Well actually the genetics of my ancestors combined with the percentage of testosterone present in my blood cells prove that my penis is larger than the average man."
Person: "Bro you're jocsplaining so hard right now."
Everyone else to the jocsplainer: "Shut the fuck up."
Jocsplainer: "Well actually the genetics of my ancestors combined with the percentage of testosterone present in my blood cells prove that my penis is larger than the average man."
Person: "Bro you're jocsplaining so hard right now."
Everyone else to the jocsplainer: "Shut the fuck up."
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