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A jockem is the alternative name to a males doinky doink/Roger... also known as the penis
Freddy: " geeeeet your jockem outtttt ! "

Ringo: * proceeds to get his penis out of his trousers and wave it around like a cheese string on a windy day.
jockem by Yeayaaaaa January 7, 2021
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Broadcast Jockey 

Broadcast Jockeys, also known as BJs, are Koreans who stream games, music, singing, live talk sessions and sometimes sexually suggestive acts, albeit without nudity. Websites like afreecaTV allow BJs to earn through their streams by giving viewers the ability to pay for certain services.
This Broadcast Jockey girl is cute.
Broadcast Jockey by realmsofmen August 14, 2016
Related Words
jockem jockey jocker jocke jokeman jocked Jockel jockey box Jochem jockamo

jokemaster 

Herr Seifert is a Jokemaster
jokemaster by Bremaster007 February 24, 2021

Curb jockey 

That curb jockey is always begging for money in front of the smoke shop.
Curb jockey by King Yamayama December 18, 2014

Pump Jockey 

Hank Hill: i sale propane and propane accessories.

Cotton Hill: Pump Jockey! Works for tips!
Pump Jockey by Jasshonkey1 October 16, 2009

Cube Jockey

A generic office worker who spends their day in a cubicle and is most likely destined to spend the rest of their career in one. Usually have misplaced dreams of making it into an actual office with a door, but spend most of their day surfing the net and checking personal emails when the boss isn't looking. Like to complain about their job, sometimes check the want ads but NEVER do anything about it. Tend to hang out in packs by the vending machines of large office buildings.
Phil joined the insurance company 5 years ago as an assistant claims processor and has been a cube jockey ever since.
Cube Jockey by Max Caffeine November 1, 2008

Fog Jockey 

A man/woman with no whip. They rode in on the fog so to speak.
Bro: "Hey gurl, you wanna go out Saturday night?"
Gurl: “You picking me up on your bike? Hell no, I aint going out with no fog jockey!”
Fog Jockey by Whistlestick July 8, 2018
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A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.
Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026
Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy 

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.
Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?



Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?
Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005
Word of the Day on September 12, 2026
The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...
I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
kitbash by geru January 15, 2006
Word of the Day on September 11, 2026

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026
Word of the Day on September 10, 2026
Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
Word of the Day on September 8, 2026
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