James Morrison

When a snail magically grows arms and legs resembling that of a Dutch woman alongside a questionably fruity personality
Look at that snail he’s a real James Morrison
by Yeayaaaaa April 13, 2020
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jockem

A jockem is the alternative name to a males doinky doink/Roger... also known as the penis
Freddy: " geeeeet your jockem outtttt ! "

Ringo: * proceeds to get his penis out of his trousers and wave it around like a cheese string on a windy day.
by Yeayaaaaa January 07, 2021
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