Jockey

1. A horseback rider.

2. Underwear brand

3. An annoying prick who gets on your nerves.

Did you see Arnold walking down the road yesterday? He's such a jockey!

by davestophittingonjohn January 19, 2015

Jockey

A Jockey is a zombie in Left 4 Dead 2 that looks like Gollum on steroids with big ass-hands. He jumps on you and steers you unceremoniously into a WHOLE FUCKING HORDE of Zombies! Pain in my ass.

the Jockey jumped on Coach and tried to get him killed by a bunch of Zombies but Coach said , "No fucking way" and blew its head off the end.

by bambimustdie March 29, 2010

Jockey

To allow yourself to be raped by a winger on FIFA 12

I was trying to jockey Aaron Lennon with Titus Bramble, he raped me then scored.

by Richie P83 September 30, 2011

Jockey

A person too tall to be called a midget or dwarf but not quite tall enough to be considered normal.

Gee when will that Jockey's balls drob

by M0nkeyButl3r September 5, 2016

Jockey

Jockey

A short, highly annoying pre-pubescent teen, with a high-pitched and/or squeaky voice. Jockeys are also commonly known to you stupid inoffensive insults like 'fag' or 'emo'. Usually refers a male between the age of 11 and 16 years. Is derived from a horse riding jockey who are commonly short and light weight to for-fill their roles.

Example

Short boy with annoyingly high pitched voice
(eg. Ryan Sheckler):- You guys are such fags

Anonymous:- leave us alone you f**king jockey.

Below is a quote taken from the epitome of jockey(ness)
"<h|tler> HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU TELL THAT I'M 13 BY LOOKING AT WHAT I'M WRITEING ???????????????????????????????"

by Anonymous79696 April 26, 2008

Jockey

A racial slur used to define a person with negroid traits i.e. Dark skin, big lips,, nappy hair. It ids mostly used in the presence of negros ao that one will not be thought of as a racist.

Damn man, look at all these jockeys in line at the food stamp office.

by Arab5000 November 29, 2010

Jockey

To "Jockey" someone means to fuck a male and/or female in the ass and headbutt the bag of their head, causing them to become unconcious.

Person A - Dude, i just gave my girl a jockey last night.
Person B - Man... That's fucked up... pretty nasty..

by Tweedlepop June 3, 2009