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jokemaster 

Herr Seifert is a Jokemaster
jokemaster by Bremaster007 February 24, 2021
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Joke master 

He is so joky that he is the joke master.
My teacher is a joke master and is very funny.
Joke master by Bremaster007 February 24, 2021

Pokémaster 

I wanted be the very best,
Like no one ever was.
To catch them was my real quest,
To train them was my cause.

I traveled across the land,
Searching far and wide.
Each Pokemon to understand
The power that's inside

Pokemon, (i caught them all) its you and me
I know its my destiny
Pokemon, oh, you're my best friend
In a world we must defend

Pokemon, (I caught them all) a heart so true
Our courage will pull us through
You teach me and I'll teach you
Po-ke-mon, i caught 'em all

Every challenge along the way
With courage I have faced
I have battled every day
To claim my rightful place

Come with me, the time is right
There's no better team
Arm in arm we'll win the fight
It's always been our dream

Pokemon!

It's you and me
I know it's my destiny

Pokemon!

Oh, you're my best friend,
In a world we must defend.

Pokemon!

A heart so true.
Our courage will pull us through.
You teach me and I'll teach you.
Breanne Ellis was the true and mighty victor in the realm of Pokemon. She was the Pokémaster.
Pokémaster by Breanne Rose June 19, 2014

tokemasterflex 

1. (n) Someone who is a weed wizard and a cannabis captain.
2.(n) (ironic) Someone who starts smoking junior year of highschool and flexes on their snapchat thinking they are the shit, but in reality no body gives a shit.
1. Yo that guy has been smokin' since 8th grade cuh, he tokemasterflex bruh, a true weed wizzer.
2. Yo that ugly bitch acting like tokemasterflex on snap, but her ugly ass starting smoking senior year.
tokemasterflex by ganggang69gang August 4, 2018

Jokester 

(n.) Someone who loves a good laugh and never knows when to stop making them. They always seem to have a joke for every situation, though not always appropriate.
Jim was the life of the party, a real jokester, it was all fun and games with him until he was kicked out for making a joke about the host's girlfriend's body shape.
Jokester by Birdyrr15 December 2, 2009

Pokemaster 

To be the very best like no one ever was.
To catch them is their real test and to train them is their cause.
They travel across the land, searching far and wide.
And they teach pokemon to understand the power that's inside.
Pokemaster: Gotta catch em all!
Pokemaster by unrefin3d April 24, 2010

Jokesterbate 

Jokesterbate: To laugh at ones own joke, to be the only one to laugh at ones own joke. To look like a complete nerd and or tool by laughing at ones own joke.
"Wow you just jokesterbated all over yourself"

"Do you enjoy jokesterbating?"

"Did you really have to jokesterbate in front of my mom?"

"Why don't you just go ahead and jokesterbate and i'll continue to drink my beer"

"Quit Jokesterbating and pass the joint"

"That joke was terrible, you got your jokesterbate jizz all over me"
Jokesterbate by Robert Rogue April 19, 2010
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