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job slob 

(1) The drunkest person at the bar, on a booze cruise, or at a rugby social.

(2) An overweight chic who wears derogatory clothing that makes clear statements that objectify her.
Example 1: "Kimmy is a real job slob because she dropped her mai tai overboard and threw-up on her dress insisting the captain of the boat assist her in getting undressed."
Example 2: " Kimmy wears bikini bottoms that read 'bad ass bitch' on the front part of her crotch".
job slob by RSW August 25, 2013
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slob job 

those two sloppy donkeys gave me the best slob job i've ever received.
slob job by Johnny Stats July 26, 2006

Slob Job 

A hand job or blow job performed in a really trashy manner.
She gave him a slob job in the school parking lot.
Slob Job by LanzAlx November 28, 2013

B-B-Q and slob job 

the term for giving a blowjob to both a hotdog and a guy at a B-B-Q.
Tyler really loved that B-B-Q and slob job
B-B-Q and slob job by Vanish137 January 12, 2021
When a female takes a poop, does not wipe, and then a male performs anal on her giving the male a gooey smelly sensation.
Johnny: Dude the other day, my girlfriend told me she had too take a shit while we were making out.

Todd: What?! And you didn't even ask for a Slob-Job?
Slob-Job by Spenis6969 December 17, 2010

Slobber job 

When a blowjob is so voracious that the person administering the oral favor is salivating tremendously.
Heidi gave me the wettest slobber job on Tuesday night that I had to wash my shorts three times. So much saliva.
Slobber job by mikethewizard August 6, 2018

Jobslobber 

Jobslobber is a worker who sucks up to the boss for personal gain or to do less work duties then other co-workers that will have to pick up the slack.
There goes Mick off to the office again to lick arse and suck the boss off, looks like his day just got easier the jobslobber.
Jobslobber by Jdub H-bomb February 10, 2021
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