Slobberjob 

A really great blowjob where the girl slobbers and slurps all over your cock, porn star style.

Slobberjob > Blowjob

(> means greater than just in case you're really dumb)

meh.. if I'm lucky, you'll give me a slobberjob darling

Slobberjob by Velgud September 9, 2010

Slobbertooth 

1.(n.)/(pr.) One who has scum covered teeth, usually containing only a few of them.
2.(n.)/(pr.) One who drools continuously in a gruesome manner.

1. "I lost my appetite after paying the slobbertoothed cashier"
2. "The slobbertoothed waitress drooled into my god damn milkshake"

Slobbertooth by Steve Arnold February 18, 2007

slobberwocky 

A woman that is both skillfull and overtly experienced in the art of oral sex.

Dude, I bet she's a slobberwocky.

slobberwocky by Ryan Schroer September 7, 2005

Slobberdoddle 

A very sloppy BJ

Dis shawty gave me made Slobberdoddle

Slobberdoddle by TheBJGod July 5, 2022

slobbergoating 

To excessively ramble on and on about banal, annoying shit in an effort to sound extra-intelligent, or to impress one's peers. Indulgant 'name dropping' is one of the hallmark characteritics of a stage-5 slobbergoater, especially if the said name drop is totally unsolicited and incorporated into normal conversation in an effort to glorify the existence of the individual dropping the name. References to obscure- or just plain bad- literature, academia, film, or other cultural artifacts is another hallmark.

(at a party)

Example I-

Person One: "Hey, how are you?"

Person Two: "I was hoping that you could give me some insight into the evolution of the market economy in the colonies prior to the Revolutionary War. It's my contention that they, and especially the Southern Colonies, can most aptly be characterized as, say, agrarian pre-capitalist."

Person One: "Why don't you go back to your clown-boat before I beat your cakeass, you slobbergoating son-of-a-bitch?"

Example II-

Person One: "So what were you up to last night?"

Person Two: "Oh my god, it was so fetch. First I got into the Spider Club, and then, I swear, I saw Jimmy Kimmel. Or maybe it was Adam Corrolla. I don't know. He even looked at me. It was the greatest thing ever."

slobbergoating by finchie84 August 25, 2006

Slobberknob 

The art of combining multiple ingredients such as; mouthwash, toothpaste, deoderant, proactive facial mask lotion, jerkin's hand lotion, hair gel, and shaving cream, and applying them to either a feather duster or a broom and then smacking an innocent sleeping BETCH.

1.OH EM GEE! that BETCH just got slobberknobbed like no-ones business!

2. If dat bitch dont stop acting like a BETCH, she gon get slobbuhnobbed (slang version) typically used under the impression that someone is of the black ethnicity.

Box
Dog

Sheep
Sexy beasting

all examples of things you can slobberknob.

Slobberknob by Jellybean crappin moose February 27, 2010

slobberjack

Getting your dog to slobber on your cock while you jac off

Look at mike he’s doing a slobberjack

slobberjack by Dildojac May 22, 2018