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When a female takes a poop, does not wipe, and then a male performs anal on her giving the male a gooey smelly sensation.
Johnny: Dude the other day, my girlfriend told me she had too take a shit while we were making out.

Todd: What?! And you didn't even ask for a Slob-Job?
Slob-Job by Spenis6969 December 17, 2010
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slob job 

those two sloppy donkeys gave me the best slob job i've ever received.
slob job by Johnny Stats July 26, 2006

Slob Job 

A hand job or blow job performed in a really trashy manner.
She gave him a slob job in the school parking lot.
Slob Job by LanzAlx November 28, 2013

B-B-Q and slob job 

the term for giving a blowjob to both a hotdog and a guy at a B-B-Q.
Tyler really loved that B-B-Q and slob job
B-B-Q and slob job by Vanish137 January 12, 2021

job slob 

(1) The drunkest person at the bar, on a booze cruise, or at a rugby social.

(2) An overweight chic who wears derogatory clothing that makes clear statements that objectify her.
Example 1: "Kimmy is a real job slob because she dropped her mai tai overboard and threw-up on her dress insisting the captain of the boat assist her in getting undressed."
Example 2: " Kimmy wears bikini bottoms that read 'bad ass bitch' on the front part of her crotch".
job slob by RSW August 25, 2013
A more accurate description of a 'blowjob' or the act of sucking a wang.
Give me a slobjob, woman.
slobjob by Shiphen December 30, 2007

slobjobability

Ones ability to get a Slob Job.
Sean was out trying to score but because of his low slobjobability he had to go home and jerk off instead.

Some girls don't even like to blow dudes but if they run across someone with a great level of slobjobability they really cant help but slam that shaft down their throats.

When Bob tried to get a slobjob he was robbed by another guy and because of that his slobjobability was replaced with robsbobknobslobjobability
slobjobability by timecop23 May 8, 2018
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I hit a real purple patch.

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