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A derogatory term used to describe a promiscuous woman.
It is meant to signify that she "soaks up semen" from multiple males, and that this is her prime function in life.
It is meant to signify that she "soaks up semen" from multiple males, and that this is her prime function in life.
Dave: Dude, I just fucked Larhonda!
Cam Neely: She's got a sweet ass, but she's a real jizzrag.
Dave: I'd better go get an HIV test then.
Cam Neely: you're gonna have to get one in 3 months too.
Cam Neely: She's got a sweet ass, but she's a real jizzrag.
Dave: I'd better go get an HIV test then.
Cam Neely: you're gonna have to get one in 3 months too.
jizzrag by johnfitzgibbonsIII January 25, 2008
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Jizzragathism • Jizzraggle • moronic jizzrag • jizz rag • jizzbag • jizzlag • Jizzargo • jizzdragon • Jizzmagorical • jizzoragasmic
moronic jizzrag
someone that has a bad hairdoe, usually acts like a moron and smells of jizz. commonly known as the retarded asshole that usually ruins the highlight of your day
moronic jizzrag by th guy that PLOWED your mother May 26, 2010
Jizzraggle
Stacy: I've heard you've got new carpets...
Heather: It's only been a week since we had them put in, and Brian's already turned them into a Jizzraggle.
Heather: It's only been a week since we had them put in, and Brian's already turned them into a Jizzraggle.
Jizzraggle by TERminalambiaNCe August 29, 2012
Jizzraffe
The act of a man masturbating until climax and then penetrating a vagina as he climaxes. The meaning of the name is a homage to giraffes who ejaculated as they thrust durint attempted penetration.
jizz rag
Something used to wipe up semen after masturbation, or alternatively, masturbate into if the pervert in question is somewhere where he'd perfer to leave things as they were when he entered - such as a friend's house or that of his parents. Can be anything from age-old classic, the dirty sock, to a hand towel.
Jizzragathism
The religion of the popular cult iPhone/iPad game Disc Drivin'. In Jizzragathism, the supreme being's spirit is split between two bodies, that of Discus Christ (Michael Bean, creator and heavenly leader of Disc Drivin') and Jizzus Christ (Jizzrag5000, the chosen one who sacrifices himself for the gold medals of others). The main center of worship of Jizzragathism is the Timothy Howard Temple (also referred to as the Timothy JaMarquiz Howard Stadium), and all followers are called to take a pilgrimage to the holy location at least once a day. Open practice of the religion, however, is encouraged for all members to practice wherever there travels may take them. Common phrases used to greet fellow Jizzragathists include "goml be with you" which is responded with "and also with you," and "thine (or mine) thun thun has dropped." Possibly the most miraculous events to occur in the religion was the Sermon of the Turkey Leg. It was on this day that Jizzus Christ ascended into his final form and let forth a prophecy that, one day, all followers of Disc Drivin' will unite in organized tournaments. Some eyewitness reports have said the turkey leg through which this vision came about immediately burst into a million discs upon the delivery of Jizzus Christ's message. This act is symbolic of Jizzus Christ's previous prophecy that all the paid discs will be released from their slavery and open for all Drivers to use, free of charge.
John: "You going to church on Sunday?"
Prince Nokomungu: "No, I follow Jizzragathism, and we worship in temple on weekdays."
Prince Nokomungu: "No, I follow Jizzragathism, and we worship in temple on weekdays."
Jizzragathism by Delgrangos April 9, 2013