jizzrag

A piece of cloth that one uses to clean up semen after ejaculating.
Oh shit! My mom found by jizzrag last night, bro!
by Dubs July 01, 2004
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jizzrag

A derogatory term used to describe a promiscuous woman.

It is meant to signify that she "soaks up semen" from multiple males, and that this is her prime function in life.
Dave: Dude, I just fucked Larhonda!

Cam Neely: She's got a sweet ass, but she's a real jizzrag.

Dave: I'd better go get an HIV test then.

Cam Neely: you're gonna have to get one in 3 months too.
by johnfitzgibbonsIII January 23, 2008
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moronic jizzrag

someone that has a bad hairdoe, usually acts like a moron and smells of jizz. commonly known as the retarded asshole that usually ruins the highlight of your day
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