Jizzragathism

The religion of the popular cult iPhone/iPad game Disc Drivin'. In Jizzragathism, the supreme being's spirit is split between two bodies, that of Discus Christ (Michael Bean, creator and heavenly leader of Disc Drivin') and Jizzus Christ (Jizzrag5000, the chosen one who sacrifices himself for the gold medals of others). The main center of worship of Jizzragathism is the Timothy Howard Temple (also referred to as the Timothy JaMarquiz Howard Stadium), and all followers are called to take a pilgrimage to the holy location at least once a day. Open practice of the religion, however, is encouraged for all members to practice wherever there travels may take them. Common phrases used to greet fellow Jizzragathists include "goml be with you" which is responded with "and also with you," and "thine (or mine) thun thun has dropped." Possibly the most miraculous events to occur in the religion was the Sermon of the Turkey Leg. It was on this day that Jizzus Christ ascended into his final form and let forth a prophecy that, one day, all followers of Disc Drivin' will unite in organized tournaments. Some eyewitness reports have said the turkey leg through which this vision came about immediately burst into a million discs upon the delivery of Jizzus Christ's message. This act is symbolic of Jizzus Christ's previous prophecy that all the paid discs will be released from their slavery and open for all Drivers to use, free of charge.

John: "You going to church on Sunday?"
Prince Nokomungu: "No, I follow Jizzragathism, and we worship in temple on weekdays."

Jizzragathism by Delgrangos April 9, 2013

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016