jizzlag

The exhaustion / fatigueness a man sometimes experiences in the following day(s) after ejaculating.
Usually in the form of less energy, extrovertedness, vigor and aggressiveness and determination in action.

"Peter you are so slow today, what´s up?"
"Yeah man, i have jizzlag you know..."

by simrbot December 4, 2020

jizzlag

The fatigue or exhaustedness experienced with lower energy, vigor and aggressiveness after a man had an ejaculation.

Peter is kinda slow today, he probably has jizzlag.

by simrbot December 4, 2020

Jizzraggle

European version of a cloth covered in male protein stains.

Stacy: I've heard you've got new carpets...

Heather: It's only been a week since we had them put in, and Brian's already turned them into a Jizzraggle.

by TERminalambiaNCe August 29, 2012

Jizzlamic Jihad

To implement your jizztastic dominance over an unwilling girl or guy. It is often referred to as a holy semen war against a persons face, tonsils, asshole, or any other orifice.

Last night I took that infidel Bernice back to my place and after finding spiritual inner peace I unloaded a Jizzlamic Jihad upon her boobs.

Islamic Jihad are gay, Jizzlamic Jihads are awesome!

by D-Fence October 20, 2010

Jizzlightenment

The clarity of mind that immediately follows ejaculation, usually involving shame and regret about one's choice of sexual partner.

"Boy, once jizzlightenment set in, I couldn't get out of that tree planting hostel fast enough."

by Gord Lang July 2, 2009

Jizzragathism

The religion of the popular cult iPhone/iPad game Disc Drivin'. In Jizzragathism, the supreme being's spirit is split between two bodies, that of Discus Christ (Michael Bean, creator and heavenly leader of Disc Drivin') and Jizzus Christ (Jizzrag5000, the chosen one who sacrifices himself for the gold medals of others). The main center of worship of Jizzragathism is the Timothy Howard Temple (also referred to as the Timothy JaMarquiz Howard Stadium), and all followers are called to take a pilgrimage to the holy location at least once a day. Open practice of the religion, however, is encouraged for all members to practice wherever there travels may take them. Common phrases used to greet fellow Jizzragathists include "goml be with you" which is responded with "and also with you," and "thine (or mine) thun thun has dropped." Possibly the most miraculous events to occur in the religion was the Sermon of the Turkey Leg. It was on this day that Jizzus Christ ascended into his final form and let forth a prophecy that, one day, all followers of Disc Drivin' will unite in organized tournaments. Some eyewitness reports have said the turkey leg through which this vision came about immediately burst into a million discs upon the delivery of Jizzus Christ's message. This act is symbolic of Jizzus Christ's previous prophecy that all the paid discs will be released from their slavery and open for all Drivers to use, free of charge.

John: "You going to church on Sunday?"
Prince Nokomungu: "No, I follow Jizzragathism, and we worship in temple on weekdays."

by Delgrangos April 9, 2013

jizzrag

A piece of cloth that one uses to clean up semen after ejaculating.

Oh shit! My mom found by jizzrag last night, bro!

by Dubs June 30, 2004