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Definitions by johnfitzgibbonsIII

The act of having sex with a morbidly obese individual who can be likened to Jabba the Hutt from Star Wars.
Jimmy: I had sex with Marion last night.

Bimmy: Yeah, well I had sex with LaQuoyashawniqua.

Jimmy: So you're saying you had huttsex.

Bimmy: Let's fight to the death!
huttsex by JohnFitzgibbonsIII October 26, 2008
A derogatory term used to describe a promiscuous woman.

It is meant to signify that she "soaks up semen" from multiple males, and that this is her prime function in life.
Dave: Dude, I just fucked Larhonda!

Cam Neely: She's got a sweet ass, but she's a real jizzrag.

Dave: I'd better go get an HIV test then.

Cam Neely: you're gonna have to get one in 3 months too.
jizzrag by johnfitzgibbonsIII January 25, 2008

net yeti 

A girl who has nice looking pictures of herself on the internet, but it extremely ugly in real life.
Roald: I first met Alice on myspace and she looked pretty hot. But when I met her in person she was a real gross!! What gives.

Roald's friend Artem: You've been fooled by a net yeti.

Roald: Let's shoot her.

black attack 

This prejudiced term refers to black families and people who work hard to get enough money to leave the ghetto and move to a more respectable neighborhood.

This is the primary cause for white flight in the once affluent suburbs of the U.S.
Joseph: I grew up in Harlem but graduated from Harvard with a 4.0, and a degree in Law. I decided to move to scarsdale into a nice house. My white neighbors moved out 2 years later. I overheard them saying they were victims of black attack.

scarsdale surprise

To perform the scarsdale surprise, one must do the following:

1. Pick up a girl/guy at a bar and go back to your place for sex.

2. Make sure they fall asleep naked.

3. Wait until they are asleep. Then pick them up out of the bed and lay them outside your door naked whilst adamantly refusing to let them back in or to give them their clothes back.
Perverted Cabbie: Nice rack, sweetass!

Arielle: Fuck you shitface. Some guy just gave me a scarsdale surprise.

black plague 

A burning, unquenchable desire to have sex with a black person. Similar to Yellow Fever in that it is a racial sexual affinity.
Warren: I feel like stealing the pants from hot black girls.

JohnFitzgibbonsIII: You got the black plague.

Warren: I do.
"50 Cent is the current king of hip-hop."

"Most people in America listen to hip-hop."
hip-hop by JohnFitzgibbonsIII June 11, 2006