jizzbag

1. The scrotum.

2. A contemptable person.

"Give me the five bucks you owe me, you jizzbag!"

by tradesman March 31, 2003

jizzbag

1) A real fuckin idiot 2) bag for holdin' jizz

1) My roommate is such a jizzbag. 2) Pick up this jizzbag before my mom comes.

by Skiz November 23, 2002

jizzbag

1. A condom
2. A scrotum

1. "I did it so much that the jizzbag popped."

2. "They hit me right in the jizzbag."

by Some White Guy February 18, 2003

jizzbag

1. A used condom

2. A person of equal value to a used condom, usually used to describe males. The female equivalent is jizztube.

1. Dude what the hell is your jizzbag doing in my bed?!?

2. You're such a jizzbag.

by Aziz, the bringer of LIGHT January 6, 2009

jizzbag

a person who coaches children's american football. a person who watches children's american football practice.

these two big fat white and black fuckers(hmmm... multicultural!) who scream at tiny little boys as if they were in the marines are jizzbags. these assholes and assorted family members congregate in the park outside my first floor apartment are jizzbags. true, many live in the ghetto part of town or in incestuous white trash trailer parks, so i could see why they bring out their lawn chairs to sit in a nice grassy playing field and park with some trees. also, indicating they are culturally and/or economically deprived, is the fact they watch these poor little kids practice a moronic and brutal sport for three hours or more. Staring at your four walls is more stimulating for the mind.

What these poor brutish morons need to be inculcated to think is "sports is the opiate of the massess", "just say no".

"sports is for idiots"

--David Clemens(from the greatest antipsychiatry film ever made,"david and lisa", circa 1963

Someone who coaches or watches children's american football practice is a jizzbag.

by jdflksjdlkfj September 20, 2007

Jizzraggle

European version of a cloth covered in male protein stains.

Stacy: I've heard you've got new carpets...

Heather: It's only been a week since we had them put in, and Brian's already turned them into a Jizzraggle.

by TERminalambiaNCe August 29, 2012

Jizzragathism

The religion of the popular cult iPhone/iPad game Disc Drivin'. In Jizzragathism, the supreme being's spirit is split between two bodies, that of Discus Christ (Michael Bean, creator and heavenly leader of Disc Drivin') and Jizzus Christ (Jizzrag5000, the chosen one who sacrifices himself for the gold medals of others). The main center of worship of Jizzragathism is the Timothy Howard Temple (also referred to as the Timothy JaMarquiz Howard Stadium), and all followers are called to take a pilgrimage to the holy location at least once a day. Open practice of the religion, however, is encouraged for all members to practice wherever there travels may take them. Common phrases used to greet fellow Jizzragathists include "goml be with you" which is responded with "and also with you," and "thine (or mine) thun thun has dropped." Possibly the most miraculous events to occur in the religion was the Sermon of the Turkey Leg. It was on this day that Jizzus Christ ascended into his final form and let forth a prophecy that, one day, all followers of Disc Drivin' will unite in organized tournaments. Some eyewitness reports have said the turkey leg through which this vision came about immediately burst into a million discs upon the delivery of Jizzus Christ's message. This act is symbolic of Jizzus Christ's previous prophecy that all the paid discs will be released from their slavery and open for all Drivers to use, free of charge.

John: "You going to church on Sunday?"
Prince Nokomungu: "No, I follow Jizzragathism, and we worship in temple on weekdays."

by Delgrangos April 9, 2013