jizzpoo

when you cum and take a shit at the same time

i jizzpooed when i was looking at a porn mag on the toilet

by mast sucks September 26, 2007

jizzpop

(Noun). An explosion of excitement similar or equivalent to male or female ejaculation.

Ex.1

(You just found out you've been invited to a big party and became excited.) Yo! That invite gave me a jizzpop!

Ex.2
Ever had a jizzpop?

by LilGzeLumbee January 20, 2014

jizzoon

A sexually indiscriminate woman; a slapper. A conflation of the word jizz with '-oon', to evoke a spitoon, as it were, for glob. Like the cuspador, a place you can release problem fluids where spitting them at the wall isn't a graceful option.

I found half a dozen foil wrappers and a pack of gonorrhea pills in Trish's handbag again. That bitch is a Forrestal-class jizzoon.

by Lord Grimcock September 18, 2007

jizzplosion

A large-scale, rapid, or spectacular explosion of semen.

"Once his wife goes to sleep it takes a minor nuclear jizzplosion to wake her up."

by MetalGusREbirth March 9, 2009

jizzpot

a pocket in space and time where all external influences do not matter, you are in the jizzpot try your best to escape

fuck mate I've been in the jizzpot for 3 days now

by drstinkybeans December 28, 2020

jizzfoot

When. camping or in nature and masturbating. The sock that is being worn is used as a cum rag and then placed back on the foot for the days use.

Cryptozoologists most sought after and least seen creature the jizzfoot . A missing link between humans and the yeti.

by bigfootdick October 2, 2010

jizzphobia

the fear of semen

That bitch has a sevre case of jizzphobia

by Jim April 23, 2004