jizzfoot 

When. camping or in nature and masturbating. The sock that is being worn is used as a cum rag and then placed back on the foot for the days use.

Cryptozoologists most sought after and least seen creature the jizzfoot . A missing link between humans and the yeti.

jizzfoot by bigfootdick October 2, 2010

Jizz Foot 

Also a name for a young boy who loves to blow his load into a fresh pair of socks.

Kid in the hall: Hey look at that jizz foot

Jizz Foot by Joshua Ashing April 29, 2010

Jizz Foot 

The gradual and then sudden deterioration of a person's feet due to incessant submersion in jizz.

The hellish sight of a friend's God-given feet consumed in a morass of the enemies' pud -- Jizz Foot drove many GIs insane long before the illness took its grisly toll on toes and ankles.

Jizz Foot by Adonis Whinny Cole August 20, 2006

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012