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jizzpot

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a pocket in space and time where all external influences do not matter, you are in the jizzpot try your best to escape
fuck mate I've been in the jizzpot for 3 days now
jizzpot by drstinkybeans December 28, 2020

Jizzophobia 

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Jizzophoiba - A phobia of creamy white liquids.
People with Jizzophobia may be scared to eat or touch these things;

Mayonnaise

Salad Cream
Humus or however you spell it.

Jizz - Sperm (hence the name of the phobia)
Yogurt

Soft cheese

and other things....
Jizzophobia by lolimsohigh February 23, 2011

jizzmopper 

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The person that cleans the windows in the porno booth once you're done with the show and refills all the stuff like Kleenex.
Remmy the jizzmopper made good money, but he had to spend it all on Windex to get out those stubborn streaks.
jizzmopper by Heywood April 17, 2003

jizzmop

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The individual who gets to wipe down the glass of a peepshow booth after a patron has finished.
"Clean up in booth three! Damn, look at this shit. Someone needs to visit the urologist. Christ, looks like the jizzmop will be getting overtime tonight."
jizzmop by Nick Lesiecki May 7, 2004

jizzoptysis 

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The spitting up or coughing up of jizz. Similar to hemoptysis (spitting or coughing up blood: a symptom often seen in tuberculous or malignancy).
Q: What's the most common cause of jizzoptysis in 18-24 year old females?

A: Sucking cock. ("Sur-keeng kuuhrk")

Q: What's the most common congenital cause of jizzoptysis?

A: Esophageo-vaginal fistula.
jizzoptysis by Sherby November 21, 2006

jizzmop

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An article of cloth or clothing that one uses to clean up his load.
Hey baby pass me that jizzmop and I'll clean off your back.
jizzmop by jdk929 December 28, 2005
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Overstand 

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To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.
Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.
Overstand by Elf Eater March 23, 2003
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minimap 

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A map that mostly tells you where everything is
Friend 1: Follow me there is a player nearby
Friend 2: How do you know?
Friend 1: Minimap
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Pink Cloud

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12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they're sober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.
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Dotard 

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An aging individual who has long lost the ability to make rational sense.
That dotard is going to get us all blown up, if he doesn't calm down .
Dotard by anonymous September 22, 2017
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Chancla

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The deadliest weapon known to a Latin kid; a flying slipper/ flip-flop.
My mom hit me with a chancla.
Chancla by TardisBae October 31, 2014
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Striver 

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The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009
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