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a pocket in space and time where all external influences do not matter, you are in the jizzpot try your best to escape
fuck mate I've been in the jizzpot for 3 days now
jizzpot by drstinkybeans December 28, 2020

Jizzophobia 

Jizzophoiba - A phobia of creamy white liquids.
People with Jizzophobia may be scared to eat or touch these things;

Mayonnaise

Salad Cream
Humus or however you spell it.

Jizz - Sperm (hence the name of the phobia)
Yogurt

Soft cheese

and other things....
Jizzophobia by lolimsohigh February 23, 2011

jizzmopper 

The person that cleans the windows in the porno booth once you're done with the show and refills all the stuff like Kleenex.
Remmy the jizzmopper made good money, but he had to spend it all on Windex to get out those stubborn streaks.
jizzmopper by Heywood April 17, 2003
The individual who gets to wipe down the glass of a peepshow booth after a patron has finished.
"Clean up in booth three! Damn, look at this shit. Someone needs to visit the urologist. Christ, looks like the jizzmop will be getting overtime tonight."
jizzmop by Nick Lesiecki May 7, 2004

jizzoptysis 

The spitting up or coughing up of jizz. Similar to hemoptysis (spitting or coughing up blood: a symptom often seen in tuberculous or malignancy).
Q: What's the most common cause of jizzoptysis in 18-24 year old females?

A: Sucking cock. ("Sur-keeng kuuhrk")

Q: What's the most common congenital cause of jizzoptysis?

A: Esophageo-vaginal fistula.
jizzoptysis by Sherby November 21, 2006
An article of cloth or clothing that one uses to clean up his load.
Hey baby pass me that jizzmop and I'll clean off your back.
jizzmop by jdk929 December 28, 2005
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026
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