When you cum during a solo ejaculation session, and grab the kleenex you had ready on the computer desk to 'catch' the jizz into the kleenex and then you try to wrap it up while also wiping the tip and during this process of wrapping it up the bubble of jizz and kleenex bursts, THAT is what jizzplosions is.
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)