jazzpoo

Listening to jazz while taking a long ass dump. The action wherein an individual shits their pants and then puts that shit inside their backpack. At times the individual may curl up with the bag.

I feel jazzy today. I think I need to take a jazzpoo

jazzpoo by 2hrJazz March 4, 2016

jazzhoops 

Jazz hoops is a cool bitch she obviously plays basketball and she's damn good at it she is very athletic and works very well under pressure she's a very intelligent and caring person. She often stays to herself but if you show that you care about her she will eventually open up she is the best person to be around she doesn't care what people say about her she just focuses on what going to make her a better ball player and person.

Have you seen Jazzhoops she's the best Hooper out there these days no one can stop her.

jazzhoops by tbh123345699999 March 27, 2015

jizzpoo 

when you cum and take a shit at the same time

i jizzpooed when i was looking at a porn mag on the toilet

jizzpoo by mast sucks September 26, 2007

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012