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jizzmuffin

When you cum in a batch of muffin mix make them and give them away.
That batch of nuffins for the bake sale were jizzmuffins.
jizzmuffin by blueberryqueermuffin October 27, 2010
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A Popular Twitter user who is renowned for sending Nude pictures to other users. He is a great guy though which a lot of people love and admire.
Hey, I wish you were more like Jizmuh. He is so nice and funny!
Send me some Pictures like Jizmuh did.
Jizmuh by Anonymous321853 September 19, 2013

jizzmuffin

when your girl wants to get pregnant so she steals your jizz and makes a batch of muffins and shoves them uphere cooch
i want to jizzmuffin

Banana Jizzmus 

Funny business. Unexpected Tom foolery or shenanigans.
Put the vodka away, this is a staff meeting, not a frat party. I will not tolerate this banana jizzmus here.
Banana Jizzmus by meswmi October 30, 2012
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026