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A guy who often Jizz over random girls on the internet. He doesnt have alot of friends, he is very sad and tends to waste his day "Fapping"
Oh no you just did a Jizzmuh, Did you hear about about that guy? He jizzmuh'd all over her!
Jizzmuh by SwagOverLoader April 12, 2013
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jizzmuffin

When you cum in a batch of muffin mix make them and give them away.
That batch of nuffins for the bake sale were jizzmuffins.
jizzmuffin by blueberryqueermuffin October 27, 2010
A Popular Twitter user who is renowned for sending Nude pictures to other users. He is a great guy though which a lot of people love and admire.
Hey, I wish you were more like Jizmuh. He is so nice and funny!
Send me some Pictures like Jizmuh did.
Jizmuh by Anonymous321853 September 19, 2013

jizzmuffin

when your girl wants to get pregnant so she steals your jizz and makes a batch of muffins and shoves them uphere cooch
i want to jizzmuffin

Banana Jizzmus 

Funny business. Unexpected Tom foolery or shenanigans.
Put the vodka away, this is a staff meeting, not a frat party. I will not tolerate this banana jizzmus here.
Banana Jizzmus by meswmi October 30, 2012
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Failure Shower 

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Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
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