Jizzmuh

A guy who often Jizz over random girls on the internet. He doesnt have alot of friends, he is very sad and tends to waste his day "Fapping"

Oh no you just did a Jizzmuh, Did you hear about about that guy? He jizzmuh'd all over her!

by SwagOverLoader April 12, 2013

jizzmuffin

When you cum in a batch of muffin mix make them and give them away.

That batch of nuffins for the bake sale were jizzmuffins.

by blueberryqueermuffin October 27, 2010

Jizmuh

A Popular Twitter user who is renowned for sending Nude pictures to other users. He is a great guy though which a lot of people love and admire.

Hey, I wish you were more like Jizmuh. He is so nice and funny!
Send me some Pictures like Jizmuh did.

by Anonymous321853 September 19, 2013

jizzmuffin

when your girl wants to get pregnant so she steals your jizz and makes a batch of muffins and shoves them uphere cooch

i want to jizzmuffin

by bigdaddydillcharzarding69420 April 18, 2023

Banana Jizzmus

Funny business. Unexpected Tom foolery or shenanigans.

Put the vodka away, this is a staff meeting, not a frat party. I will not tolerate this banana jizzmus here.

by meswmi October 30, 2012