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Jizzmouth 

Whilst masterbating, glancing down at your penis at the exact wrong moment to recieve a mouth full of jizz.
Bob- "Bro, i was just spankin' the monkey and i decided to check up on the little guy when all of a sudden BOOM i got jizzmouthed."

Innocent bystander- "To much information"
Jizzmouth by McDiddles May 31, 2010
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jizzmouth 

what paul nguyen's mouth looks like after doing a job well done.
paul came home from work very jizzmouthed from a long days work
jizzmouth by jizzmaster December 12, 2003

jizzcough 

The cough that follows after swallowing an intense fellatio session
She slobbed on my knob so deep, after I she swallowed my nut she had a nasty jizzcough.
jizzcough by dopiwan November 14, 2011

jizzmould 

The suggestion that something will take so long that one's sperm will curdle before the said event occurs.
"Jesus Christ, I'll have jizzmould before Heskey gets a goal for England!"
jizzmould by Bob Sometimes September 4, 2004
as in whiteout, when your jizz completely covers her tatoo
Man I dumped a load so big I did a jizzout of Sarah's ass tatoo.
jizzout by Bald n' Long October 17, 2008

jizzworthy 

Used not only for hot chicks, but for anything that causes great happiness and gratification.
Here are some examples of 'jizzworthy' items:

- Hot chicks
- Taco Bell
- Popeyes
- Donuts
- Various video games (i.e. goldeneye)
- gamewinning shots in the nba
- other such sports moments (homeruns, etc.)
- nice cars

you get the point..
jizzworthy by Ben November 1, 2006

jizziotherapy

jizziotherapy (n). A three minute
one-handed massage that relieves
stiffness for up to half an hour.
I had to go to the rub and tug for some jizziotherapy last night.
jizziotherapy by C February 24, 2004
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Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
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