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jizzmould 

The suggestion that something will take so long that one's sperm will curdle before the said event occurs.
"Jesus Christ, I'll have jizzmould before Heskey gets a goal for England!"
jizzmould by Bob Sometimes September 4, 2004
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Jizzhound 

A man or a woman who is obsessed with cum and want it all over them.
Girl: Just spray it all over me
Guy: Your such a Jizzhound
Jizzhound by Apollo Henderson March 17, 2008

Jizzmouth 

Whilst masterbating, glancing down at your penis at the exact wrong moment to recieve a mouth full of jizz.
Bob- "Bro, i was just spankin' the monkey and i decided to check up on the little guy when all of a sudden BOOM i got jizzmouthed."

Innocent bystander- "To much information"
Jizzmouth by McDiddles May 31, 2010

Jizzmondo 

Synonym : Shizz
To ejaculate and defecate (Jizz and Shit) at the same time.
What a great Jizzmondo moment that woman have!
Jizzmondo by Shiine-1 April 13, 2022

jizzmouth 

what paul nguyen's mouth looks like after doing a job well done.
paul came home from work very jizzmouthed from a long days work
jizzmouth by jizzmaster December 12, 2003

Jizzmoidal 

Something that looks so good, it makes you blow your load.
Peter: Bruce, check out the blonde in the hallway
Bruce: Thats jizzmoidal
Ryan: Get over here....
Mark: Gday guys
Ryan: oh fuck.
Jizzmoidal by FOF382 September 2, 2014

JizzPound 

When a Large man nut on his fist and punch some puss
Well fuck you I JizzPounded™ your mom
JizzPound by Jeneral Pounder April 7, 2025
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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