jizzworthy

Used not only for hot chicks, but for anything that causes great happiness and gratification.

Here are some examples of 'jizzworthy' items:

- Hot chicks
- Taco Bell
- Popeyes
- Donuts
- Various video games (i.e. goldeneye)
- gamewinning shots in the nba
- other such sports moments (homeruns, etc.)
- nice cars

you get the point..

by Ben October 31, 2006

jizzworthy

a type of girl who is beyond hot, and deserves her own classification. It is insulting to call a jizzworthy girl simply 'hot,' and your friends will probably shitkick you if you decide to use 'hot' to describe her

Guy 1:"Dude, that chick is hot."
Guy 2:"What the fuck? She's fuckin jizzworthy you moron, go fuck a dog before we beat your lily ass all the way to fucking Mexico."
Guy 1:"Dude, chill. I was just kidding, I already jizzed my pants."

by Master of Pimps May 22, 2004

jizzworthy

A female (or a picture of a female) that is hot enough to make it worth jizzing upon.

"That girl has the best eyes and face - definitely jizzworthy!"

by Michael Likesit June 15, 2006

jizzworthy

jizzworthy is an adjective.
-worthy of jizz
-so good it makes you jizz
-as good as an orgasm
-induces a desire for sex with

"that boy is jizzworthy"
"these mozzarella sticks are jizzworthy"

by allenthedude November 03, 2009

jizzworthy

a very fine, hot, sexy, good-looking, gorgeous person that makes you just wanna jizz when you see them.

Can also be a positive description for something, eg. "that party last night was so jizzworthy"

derived from the word jizz, meaning to come. Originally comes from the song "jizz in my pants" by the lonely island.

She/he is so jizzworthy.

That party last night was so jizzworthy.

I love that song, it's so jizzworthy.

by smileysteph21 September 12, 2010

Jizzworthy

When an event or object is so good that it would be worthy of secreting sex juice over.

Wow that new movie is so good its Jizzworthy

by The RubberDuckZilla June 09, 2009

Jizzworthy

the annoying squid on mario kart that jizzes all over your screen when you race

Daniel: Man i was playin' Mario kart the other day and jizzworthy got his load all over my face! I couldn't do a thing.

Carmen: WTF... that's messed up

by King Peach July 17, 2010