3 definitions by dopiwan

jizzcough

The cough that follows after swallowing an intense fellatio session

She slobbed on my knob so deep, after I she swallowed my nut she had a nasty jizzcough.

by dopiwan November 13, 2011

The state of existence your penis is left in when someone sucks it too hard and doesn't mind their canine teeth.

Yes I'd love to fuck you baby but I got a bad case of vampire dick... Maybe you should wear a mouthguard next time you blow me.

by dopiwan November 16, 2011

Marvin left us so he could scoop this thot and diddle gina

by dopiwan January 13, 2019