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jizzoptysis 

The spitting up or coughing up of jizz. Similar to hemoptysis (spitting or coughing up blood: a symptom often seen in tuberculous or malignancy).
Q: What's the most common cause of jizzoptysis in 18-24 year old females?

A: Sucking cock. ("Sur-keeng kuuhrk")

Q: What's the most common congenital cause of jizzoptysis?

A: Esophageo-vaginal fistula.
jizzoptysis by Sherby November 21, 2006

jizzotto 

a creamy and lumpy batch of spunk as a result of a couple of weeks' build up; esp. when presented on a stomach or chest for the diner to consume.
Any globs of pearl-jam that have the consistency of the creamy rice dish with its distinctive lumps
I was down on hands and knees trying to scoop up Gino's jizzotto with my tongue
jizzotto by norris mcsquirter February 22, 2010
The cut you get on your penis from the dried jizz in your jizzrag
Hey man you do that girl last night?
Nah, I got a jizzcut didn’t wanna get aids
Jizzcut by Project_JDM March 17, 2019

Jizzmouth 

Whilst masterbating, glancing down at your penis at the exact wrong moment to recieve a mouth full of jizz.
Bob- "Bro, i was just spankin' the monkey and i decided to check up on the little guy when all of a sudden BOOM i got jizzmouthed."

Innocent bystander- "To much information"
Jizzmouth by McDiddles May 31, 2010

jizzmouth 

what paul nguyen's mouth looks like after doing a job well done.
paul came home from work very jizzmouthed from a long days work
jizzmouth by jizzmaster December 12, 2003

jizznout 

Other wise known as A Spliff, zoot, sclit, reffa, blizznout ,jensen, giff, dooby, head, bughead, hughead, drughead, splenzen, marajuan cigarette, dutchie ,blenzen, fatty bumbatty, skliff, joint.
Wrap up a Fat Jizznout.
Lets BLaze a Gliff.