jizzout

as in whiteout, when your jizz completely covers her tatoo

Man I dumped a load so big I did a jizzout of Sarah's ass tatoo.

by Bald n' Long October 17, 2008

jizzoptysis

The spitting up or coughing up of jizz. Similar to hemoptysis (spitting or coughing up blood: a symptom often seen in tuberculous or malignancy).

Q: What's the most common cause of jizzoptysis in 18-24 year old females?

A: Sucking cock. ("Sur-keeng kuuhrk")

Q: What's the most common congenital cause of jizzoptysis?

A: Esophageo-vaginal fistula.

by Sherby November 21, 2006

jizzotto

a creamy and lumpy batch of spunk as a result of a couple of weeks' build up; esp. when presented on a stomach or chest for the diner to consume.
Any globs of pearl-jam that have the consistency of the creamy rice dish with its distinctive lumps

I was down on hands and knees trying to scoop up Gino's jizzotto with my tongue

by norris mcsquirter February 22, 2010

Jizzcut

The cut you get on your penis from the dried jizz in your jizzrag

Hey man you do that girl last night?
Nah, I got a jizzcut didn’t wanna get aids

by Project_JDM March 17, 2019

Jizzmouth

Whilst masterbating, glancing down at your penis at the exact wrong moment to recieve a mouth full of jizz.

Bob- "Bro, i was just spankin' the monkey and i decided to check up on the little guy when all of a sudden BOOM i got jizzmouthed."

Innocent bystander- "To much information"

by McDiddles May 31, 2010

jizzmouth

what paul nguyen's mouth looks like after doing a job well done.

paul came home from work very jizzmouthed from a long days work

by jizzmaster December 12, 2003

jizznout

Other wise known as A Spliff, zoot, sclit, reffa, blizznout ,jensen, giff, dooby, head, bughead, hughead, drughead, splenzen, marajuan cigarette, dutchie ,blenzen, fatty bumbatty, skliff, joint.

Wrap up a Fat Jizznout.
Lets BLaze a Gliff.

by Biggs is ya mother "get ya rat out" April 8, 2008