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jizzmask

To jizz into someone's halloween mask without them knowing, and then they put it on.
I jizzmask in that kids mask.
by Yeo November 14, 2007
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jizzmaster zero

by Velvet_Nightmare August 11, 2004
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Jizzmaster

A humiliating nickname for a bad quiz host. Especially a pompous, fat, bald blowhard who thinks he's king shit, but doesn't know that Scotland is a country.
Is that Quizmaster Chris?
Jizzmaster Piss, more like.
by BlizzmasterPilch June 29, 2010
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jizzmaster

One who has mastered the art of jizzing.
DAMN! You are truly a Jizzmaster!
by M. Mushu May 1, 2003
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Jizzmas

The season of good will....ies!
Merry Jizzmas to all, and to all a good night ;)

I hope Santa cums down your chimney!
by St. Dickolas December 9, 2009
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Jizzbasket

1) Pertaining to the sock you jack off in at night and leave under your bed

2) Derogatory term for anyone who sucks, also see Douchbag
1) "ahh dude my mom found my jizzbasket"

2) "I cant believe Robby screwed my girlfriend, what a jizzbasket"
by Justin July 25, 2004
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jizzmaster

One who is known for mastering the art of the swallow. This can be either a female or a male.

See jizz
"Shit, Pat, how many times have you had your stomach pumped this week? Fucking jizzmaster."
by Ethan August 31, 2003
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