Jizzmacker

a chorus of women, all producing a quite loud thwack in the cheek, lip area of another, completly filled with jizz. when many jizzmackers perform at once it can be called jizzmacking. Or Fluctuating.

Like when you get 3 or 4 girls almost hallucinating off the production of sound, whilst ones mouth is loaded with semen, producing a loud thwack. often girls claim feeling "high" or "euphoric,"and a little "speedy" when Jizzmacking. Jizzmacker

by p0rn December 9, 2008

jizzmaster zero

The greatest porn villain of all time

Jizzmaster Zero youre a pig fucking hunk of shit!

by Velvet_Nightmare August 11, 2004

Jizzmaster

A humiliating nickname for a bad quiz host. Especially a pompous, fat, bald blowhard who thinks he's king shit, but doesn't know that Scotland is a country.

Is that Quizmaster Chris?
Jizzmaster Piss, more like.

by BlizzmasterPilch June 29, 2010

jizzmaster

One who has mastered the art of jizzing.

DAMN! You are truly a Jizzmaster!

by M. Mushu May 1, 2003

Jizzjacket

A condom to catch the Jizz release

"hey man! Shagged this chick last night, lucky I had a "Jizzjacket."

I'm not fucking that bitch without a "Jizzjacket."

by Dr H and Delusions Of Reality May 8, 2009

jizzmaster

One who is known for mastering the art of the swallow. This can be either a female or a male.

See jizz

"Shit, Pat, how many times have you had your stomach pumped this week? Fucking jizzmaster."

by Ethan August 31, 2003

jizzmackin'

mackin on a woman with whom your only intentions are to score, (bang the hell out of) with.

Damn, Fred was jizzmackin' that babe so hard he almost got laid at the bar.

by alan March 29, 2004