Ethan's definitions

tuna talk time

A work-derived term denoting that special time during the day that you can get together with your friend and talk shit or share stories about what is going on in the office, while simultaneously making tuna for lunch. This term is a variation of tuna time, which is simply making tuna without the talking. One of the two tuna talk time participants will most likely be a tuna snob

Candi and Nathan usually meet around 11:30 at least once a week for a tuna talk time session.

by Ethan April 28, 2005

glimpse of hell

When one farts and continues to leave the sphincter open for a matter of seconds...

After building up the strength i was able to show everyone at school a glimpse of hell from my car window.

by ethan May 13, 2005

Eagle Shit

Eagle droppings. Most commonly found on windshields or door handles.

Don't step in that eagle shit!

by Ethan May 20, 2005

tuna snob

One who, when eating a variety of canned tuna, ONLY eats the finest chunk or solid albacore. This person frowns on those who eat chunk light tuna, and may even vomit when he or she attempts to ingest this low class version of a truly high class food.

When Andi tried my chunk light tuna, she threw up a little in her mouth, exclaiming, "This shit is whack, give me my albacore!"

by Ethan April 25, 2005

jizzmaster

One who is known for mastering the art of the swallow. This can be either a female or a male.

See jizz

"Shit, Pat, how many times have you had your stomach pumped this week? Fucking jizzmaster."

by Ethan August 31, 2003

Boonapalist

A woman that ain't gonna stress her man none.

Master P: You want half or you ready for the whole thing?
Ms. Peaches: You ready for the whole thing?
Master P: Shi...You ain't gonna change on a nigga, huh?
Ms. Peaches: (Tsk) No.
Master P: I'm gonna make you out my boonapalist ya heard me?
Ms. Peaches: Thats straight.

by Ethan January 27, 2004

Kolby Fox

Fat rich kid who thinks hes the best. Who also tries to make up for his small penis by buying things with all his money.
*He also may be a baseball player who sucks at pitching.

Kid 1: Wow who is that fat kid that thinks hes the best?
Kid 2: Oh thats just Kolby Fox, hes fat and is hung like a tic tac.. don't mind him

by Ethan December 27, 2003