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Someone who is indecisive about purchasing a product or service, and never feels satisfied with what they are offered. In the end a tire kicker may or may not buy. The term comes from sales people at car dealerships. Tire kickers would come around frequently, kick the tires a few times on the cars that they liked, but never make a solid purchasing decision on any particular car or trim.
That tire kicker has come here every day for the last month, don't waste any time on him.
by Ethan April 27, 2004

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One of the Best progressive/melodic death metal bands ever. Alexi Laiho, the guitarist, is one of the best guitarists in the world, and isn't too bad at singing either. Other members include Jaska Raatikainen, who plays the drums; Henkka Blacksmith, who plays the bass; Janne Warman, who plays the keyboard; and lastly, Alexander Kuoppala, who recently left the band, and has been replaced for the time being with Roope Latvala. The band's name came from one of the biggest murder mysteries in the band's home country of Finland, nearly 45 years ago, which revolved around 4 kids camping near lake bodom. 3 of the 4 were violently murdered, and the fourth was put in a mental instutution. It has come out recently though, that the fouth kid was the murderer. Children of Bodom's music is a blend of metal, and neoclassical melodies. Their latest album, Hatecrew Deathroll, has at least one great solo in every single song. If you haven't checked them out yet, do so. I command it.
Their albums and EPs:

1)Something Wild
2)Children of Bodom
5)Tokyo Warheats (live album)
7)Follow the Reaper
8)You're Better Off Dead!
9)Hatecrew Deathroll
10) Trashed, Lost & Strungout
by Ethan March 30, 2005

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1. An alternative to {your momas a come back since "your mom" is overused.
2. An alternative to your mom by some gay males as a joke.
1. "So what did you do last night?"
"Your dad."
2. Adam: John... SHUT UP PLEASE
by Ethan March 06, 2005

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(n) One who enjoys participating in Track and Field and/or cross country. It is commonly a term for those who run in Track and Field, but it can also refer to the ones who does pole vaulting, long jump, javelin, shot put, etc.
With determination, the freshmen trackie maybe able to earn his Varsity Letter this year.
by Ethan March 23, 2005

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Father of American poetry. Uses free verse.
"Camerado, I give you my hand!
I give you my love more precious than money,
I give you myself before preaching or law;
Will you give me yourself? will you come travel with me?
Shall we stick by each other as long as we live?"

-from "Song of The Open Road"
by Ethan May 17, 2005

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A woman that ain't gonna stress her man none.
Master P: You want half or you ready for the whole thing?
Ms. Peaches: You ready for the whole thing?
Master P: Shi...You ain't gonna change on a nigga, huh?
Ms. Peaches: (Tsk) No.
Master P: I'm gonna make you out my boonapalist ya heard me?
Ms. Peaches: Thats straight.
by Ethan January 27, 2004

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(adj) It describes one who is into aesthetics. It will be unjust to be given descriptions or specfics since art is too broad to be defined.
When the pianist performed his art filled with his explosive passion, the artsy child shooked and was filled with such an uncontrollable emotion, so strong that he was unable to hold back his tears.

The artsy boy sat outside of a café on an autumn day to study the busy world passing him by as he record his thoughts and ideas in a notebook.
by Ethan May 17, 2005

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