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Jizzmaster 

A humiliating nickname for a bad quiz host. Especially a pompous, fat, bald blowhard who thinks he's king shit, but doesn't know that Scotland is a country.
Is that Quizmaster Chris?
Jizzmaster Piss, more like.
Jizzmaster by BlizzmasterPilch June 29, 2010
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jizzmaster 

One who has mastered the art of jizzing.
DAMN! You are truly a Jizzmaster!
jizzmaster by M. Mushu May 1, 2003

jizzmaster 

One who is known for mastering the art of the swallow. This can be either a female or a male.

See jizz
"Shit, Pat, how many times have you had your stomach pumped this week? Fucking jizzmaster."
jizzmaster by Ethan August 31, 2003

jizzmaster zero 

Jizzmaster Zero youre a pig fucking hunk of shit!

jizzmaster 5000 

jizzmaster 5000 by Anonymous October 6, 2003

jiztasterfy 

when your penis is out of control and semen is coming out in every direction
damnit jeff put your dick away, this is a jiztasterfy.
jiztasterfy by master taint February 11, 2019

jazzmaster 

The coolest, most interesting, and under-rated guitars made by the fender guitar company. Though not a guitar for the masses, like the telecaster or stratocaster, the jazzmaster is superior in so many aspects (tone, playability, design, versatility, etc.)

The jazzmaster has acquired a cult following proving that the instrument was only meant for only the coolest guitar players and collectors such as J Mascic (Dinosaur Jr.), Tom Verlaine (Television), Thurston Moore (Sonic Youth), Belinda Butcher and Kevin Shields (My Bloody Valentine), and other super talented guitarists.
A: Whoa, what is that amazing guitar that dude is wailing on?

B: That's a Jazzmaster, dude.

A: Nice!
jazzmaster by Alan Orth October 14, 2006
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
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DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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