Jizzmas
Jizzmas by St. Dickolas December 9, 2009
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Jizzmas
Jizzmas is Christmas for pornstars. Around the time of Christmas for regular people, pornstars celebrate a jolly ol' White Jizzmas and cum a lot.
Jizzmas by Lilharleyjokermama February 20, 2017
Jizzmas
Jizzmas is Christmas for pornstars. Around the time of Christmas for regular people, pornstars celebrate a jolly ol' White Jizzmas and cum a lot.
Jizzmas by Lilharleyjokermama February 20, 2017
jazzmaster
The coolest, most interesting, and under-rated guitars made by the fender guitar company. Though not a guitar for the masses, like the telecaster or stratocaster, the jazzmaster is superior in so many aspects (tone, playability, design, versatility, etc.)
The jazzmaster has acquired a cult following proving that the instrument was only meant for only the coolest guitar players and collectors such as J Mascic (Dinosaur Jr.), Tom Verlaine (Television), Thurston Moore (Sonic Youth), Belinda Butcher and Kevin Shields (My Bloody Valentine), and other super talented guitarists.
The jazzmaster has acquired a cult following proving that the instrument was only meant for only the coolest guitar players and collectors such as J Mascic (Dinosaur Jr.), Tom Verlaine (Television), Thurston Moore (Sonic Youth), Belinda Butcher and Kevin Shields (My Bloody Valentine), and other super talented guitarists.
A: Whoa, what is that amazing guitar that dude is wailing on?
B: That's a Jazzmaster, dude.
A: Nice!
B: That's a Jazzmaster, dude.
A: Nice!
jazzmaster by Alan Orth October 14, 2006
Jizzmata
Jizzmata are bodily marks of semen in locations corresponding to the crucifixion wounds of Jesus. In some rare cases they are found on the anus. The causes of Jizzmata may vary from case to case but almost always appear while sleeping. Most Jizzmatics are female.
At the age of 20, Zoe started to display signs of Jizzmata on her forehead, hands and anus. Supernatural causes have never been disproven but many believe it to be a hoax by her boyfriend.
Jizzasaur
A dinosaur that dates back to 10000 BC. The Jizzasaur is a loaded animal. It's made up off 82.7% Jizz. It has been described to look like a giant sack which may be pink or glowing blue. The jizzasaur is a friendly animal if the sack remains pink. If the jizzasaur holds out to long with its lover the sack becomes blue. When this happens the jizzasaur is a very dangerous creature. It may drown you in a sea full of jizz.
Dude look at my jizzamon card. It looks like that dinosaur we learned about in history the jizzasaur.
Reminds me of the blue balls I got yesterday, almost overflowed my toilet with all that jizz.
Reminds me of the blue balls I got yesterday, almost overflowed my toilet with all that jizz.
Jizzasaur by Trymeladiez October 21, 2010
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