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jinkleman 

what a gentle jinkleman
jinkleman by xX 44100 Xx August 10, 2021

Jointleman

A stoner. A man of the joint. Possessing a high standard of stoner etiquette.

A well mannered stoner.
Stoner 1: Here man you can smoke some of my green

Stoner 2: You're a true Jointleman!
Jointleman by Tokahontus September 24, 2010

Jerkleman 

A man acting like a gentleman, but at the same time being a jerk about it.
Girlfriend: I'm cold.
Boyfriend: Well, I guess you can have my jacket then. I told you to get yours.
Girlfriend: Um, thanks.
Boyfriend: No problem, I'll just have to suffer now.
Girlfriend: Such a jerkleman.
Jerkleman by Stamatamalakies October 11, 2012

hinkleman 

A euphemism for oral sex, usually with the male on the receiving end. This word was created by Chicago radio personalities Roe Conn and Garry Meier as a method to safely discuss the Bill Clinton / Monica Lewinsky scandal on the radio.
Monica Lewinsky gave Bill Clinton a hinkleman in the Oval Office.
hinkleman by Lubbert Das November 3, 2006

Jinkledink 

Jinkledink

Jinkledink is a word with every definition. Jinkledink is a definition in of itself. The term jinkledink began as a definition for Bruh, meaning a door that is broken, but also not.
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Winkleman 

To be in such a high state of inebriation where the pupils become extremely dilated and unable to point in the same direction. Also characterised by a complete inability to listen to others and pay attention to what anyone else is saying and talk ten to the dozen like Vera Duckworth on crack.

Inspired by the ditzy TV personality Claudia Winkleman.
Example (in nightclub). "I tried to talk to that girl over there and offer her a drink, but she has swivelling eyes, smells of alcopops/vomit/cigs and does not shut up. Plus she does have a badly styled fringe. Her mate said, don't mind her she is a complete bloody Winkleman"
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
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