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Jizzelation 

Ex 1. Andy has been drinking and is on drugs, he decides to ask out a girl he had been casually sleeping with over the past few weeks to formally be his girlfriend, 'yes' she says very excitedly thinking he would never ask , and they go off to have sex in a nearby room. immediately after ejaculating Andy has a 'jizzelation' as realisation sets in that asking this girl out was a terrible decision which he regrets immediately.

ex 2. "I was slamming this girl last night and then as i finished had a jizzelation, 'this girl is fuck ugly'"
Jizzelation by meesa will November 28, 2014
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jizzitation 

when ur guy jizzes on a girls titty during sexual relations and looks like she lactated.
"i thought i was lactating Nancy! then he told me it was just jizzitation."
jizzitation by Nefertiti1275 April 28, 2007

jizzination 

The noun form of the verb "jizz", the act of jizzing.
Your jizzination was inappropriate for the time.
jizzination by Dongapen October 29, 2010

Jimpelations

Soft crenelations providing increased traction to bearing surfaces while not being as aggressive as traditional jimping.
These jimpelations provide just enough purchase to inspire confidence during heavy use.
Jimpelations by Thatguydidwhat November 24, 2022

jizzerbation 

The act of masturbating using the seminal fluid from your previous masturbation as lubrication for masturbating again.
Jizzerbation is the best when you're still horny after jacking off and haven't cleaned up the mess yet.
jizzerbation by BenisTime February 22, 2011

Jizzational

Something that is so impressive it's just simply sensational, is jizzational.
Randomer 1: Dude, that really fit girl just gave me head, just like for no reason, she just went down on me, and like totally gave me head!
Randomer 2: aww sick, thats JIZZATIONAL
Jizzational by Fat Cakes' mum May 18, 2010

jizzeration 

An item that your ancestors have jizzed on. And has been passed down from generations to generations.
This is my jizzeration rag.
jizzeration by Jizz king July 25, 2018
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