A plastic, flexible, alligator toy that has been utilized during sexual activities, specifically in use as a penetrative instrument. It is assumed that the alligator has come into contact with various bodily fluids.

I found my buddy's nasty ass jizzgator and shoved it in his bobbem while he wasn't looking

Jizzgator by Khan. November 20, 2011

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jizzitorium

The abode of pure evil found in numerous basements across noth america, where aryians take young females to make themselves jizz numerous times over time creating a literall bath tub of jizz where they then bath at night preserving their youth and good looks till that fatefull day when there beloved fuiror returns!!

the speciman took yet another young lady to his jizzitorium.

jizzitorium by pedophile kyle July 29, 2014

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jizzilate

verb, The process of seminal fluid churning in the gonads prior to & during a phenomenal orgasm

Johnny exclaimed, "Get ready, Tart! I'm going to jizzilate now!."

jizzilate by Tart Tartly September 12, 2011

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The Jizzinator

The act of blowing a massive load

Omg I'm the jizzinator i covered my girlfriends face in cum last night

The Jizzinator by ThisGuy Ftw! :) June 11, 2011

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Jizzlatory

A mix of the word Jizz and obligatory.

Its used when referencing to something so awsome, that it will make you cum.

Dude, the graphics in this game are Jizzlatory!

Jizzlatory by Ally Sways January 15, 2011

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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