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Jizzmata
Jizzmata are bodily marks of semen in locations corresponding to the crucifixion wounds of Jesus. In some rare cases they are found on the anus. The causes of Jizzmata may vary from case to case but almost always appear while sleeping. Most Jizzmatics are female.
Related Words
Jizzimate • jizzilate • jizzmaster • jizzmat • jizzmatic • jizzenate • jizzulate • jizzabate • Jizzamathon • Jizzamatism
Jizzmatic
That ninja is so jizzmatic! I think I'm gonna jizz in my pants!
What is in this drink bro? I think I'm gonna jizz now!
What is in this drink bro? I think I'm gonna jizz now!
Jizzmatic by ThatOther1Guy January 11, 2014
jizzmaster zero
jizzmaster zero by Velvet_Nightmare August 11, 2004
Jizzmaster
A humiliating nickname for a bad quiz host. Especially a pompous, fat, bald blowhard who thinks he's king shit, but doesn't know that Scotland is a country.
Jizzmaster by BlizzmasterPilch June 29, 2010
jizzmat
Normal or provocative pictures, as well as clothing and underwear boyfriends and guys ask for from their girlfriends or girls for when they go away to masturbate to.
Jizzmat = jizz material
Jizzmat = jizz material
Boy 1: I can't wait for camp!
Boy 2: Ya, me too. I asked Rayna for some jizzmat, but she wouldn't give me any!
Boy 1: Same with Antoinette!
Boy 2: Ya, me too. I asked Rayna for some jizzmat, but she wouldn't give me any!
Boy 1: Same with Antoinette!
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Ratfucker
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
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