Jizzimate 

A slang term for the art of ejaculation.

Mark: She made me go from floppy to making me jizzimate all up in her mouth.

Jizzimate by Jizz_Wizz August 6, 2011

Jizzmata 

Jizzmata are bodily marks of semen in locations corresponding to the crucifixion wounds of Jesus. In some rare cases they are found on the anus. The causes of Jizzmata may vary from case to case but almost always appear while sleeping. Most Jizzmatics are female.

At the age of 20, Zoe started to display signs of Jizzmata on her forehead, hands and anus. Supernatural causes have never been disproven but many believe it to be a hoax by her boyfriend.

Jizzmata by Flant April 5, 2009

Jizzmatic 

Being so extremely amazing that you jizz in your pants. Can also lead to the jizzing of others.

That ninja is so jizzmatic! I think I'm gonna jizz in my pants!

What is in this drink bro? I think I'm gonna jizz now!

Jizzmatic by ThatOther1Guy January 11, 2014

jizzmaster zero 

The greatest porn villain of all time

Jizzmaster Zero youre a pig fucking hunk of shit!

jizzmaster zero by Velvet_Nightmare August 11, 2004

Jizzmaster 

A humiliating nickname for a bad quiz host. Especially a pompous, fat, bald blowhard who thinks he's king shit, but doesn't know that Scotland is a country.

Is that Quizmaster Chris?
Jizzmaster Piss, more like.

Jizzmaster by BlizzmasterPilch June 29, 2010

jizzmat 

Normal or provocative pictures, as well as clothing and underwear boyfriends and guys ask for from their girlfriends or girls for when they go away to masturbate to.

Jizzmat = jizz material

Boy 1: I can't wait for camp!
Boy 2: Ya, me too. I asked Rayna for some jizzmat, but she wouldn't give me any!
Boy 1: Same with Antoinette!

jizzmat by raypearls June 25, 2009

Jizzemite 

A cosmetic product that resembles male sperm in either texture,color,or elasticity.

Her facial looked like total jizzemite

Jizzemite by RedRum51 January 16, 2010