jizzila
guy1: dude, did u have fun last night?
guy2: oh man that chick i took home made me turn into jizzila
guy2: oh man that chick i took home made me turn into jizzila
jizzila by Tiahn and Lexy August 31, 2010
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jizzillion
jizzillion by TheProcasturbator January 18, 2011
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jizzila • jizzilate • jizzilator • jizzslap • jizzblast • jizzflakes • jizzillion • jizzla • jizzlam • jazzilah
jizzblast
Jizzblast, mainly used in porno's, describes when a man sprays his hot load i.e. ejaculates, all over their partner, usually on the face or titties.
jizzblast by Jesus Rammsbottom January 2, 2007
Jizzlamic Jihad
To implement your jizztastic dominance over an unwilling girl or guy. It is often referred to as a holy semen war against a persons face, tonsils, asshole, or any other orifice.
Last night I took that infidel Bernice back to my place and after finding spiritual inner peace I unloaded a Jizzlamic Jihad upon her boobs.
Islamic Jihad are gay, Jizzlamic Jihads are awesome!
Islamic Jihad are gay, Jizzlamic Jihads are awesome!
Jizzlamic Jihad by D-Fence October 20, 2010
jizzslap
1. the act of screaming the word "jizz" while moving your arm in an overhead circular motion and connecting an open hand to another persons face. Usually resulting in the extreme anger of the individual receiving the "jizz" slap.
2. the act of removing a condom after sex and firmly grabbing the tip while full force slapping the condom over your partners face, resulting in an open ended explosion of your seminal juices over the persons face. If done hard enough a laseration of the skin will occur and seminal juices will flow into the cut.
2. the act of removing a condom after sex and firmly grabbing the tip while full force slapping the condom over your partners face, resulting in an open ended explosion of your seminal juices over the persons face. If done hard enough a laseration of the skin will occur and seminal juices will flow into the cut.
jizzflakes
When I went down for breakfast my Mum pointed out that I still had last nights jizzflakes all over me.
jizzflakes by Mister E December 7, 2006
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
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DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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Whale
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.