jizzlam
jizzlam by knightly coriander October 16, 2007
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Jizzlam
A radical new religious sect devoted to banging and screwing. It's greatest tenent is to lick it BEFORE you stick it.
Jizzlam by Banana Hammie November 1, 2019
Related Words
jizzlam • Jizzlamic • Jizzlamic Jihad • jizzam • jizzla • jizlam • Jizzamagoo • jizzlag • jizzamapoo • Jizzamathon
Jizzlam
A loosely codified lifestyle that focuses on effective, ethical, ritualistic masturbation and sex. It could be interpreted as a religion. Developed by a Grand Master Baiter known as Sigma Card as he’s spent thousands of hours chronically gooning to keep his mind clear.
Holy texts include a bunch of bizarre sex fanfictions (A sort of goon bible if you will) written in Minecraft servers, porn memes, images shared from e622, definitions on Urban Dictionary, and sex memes. There’s an oral law called the Jelqmud that only goonabbis can interpret.
Commandments of Jizzlam:
-Thou shalt not munt.
-Don’t goon or eat the cum of anyone besides your Jerkmate.
-You may goon competitively any time but you cannot nut in November.
-Do not waste your cum, if you’re going to spill seed then save it in a jar for future use such as a sperm bank deposit or an ingredient in cheese.
-Do not goon the uncircumcised or with men who can’t get hard.
Holy texts include a bunch of bizarre sex fanfictions (A sort of goon bible if you will) written in Minecraft servers, porn memes, images shared from e622, definitions on Urban Dictionary, and sex memes. There’s an oral law called the Jelqmud that only goonabbis can interpret.
Commandments of Jizzlam:
-Thou shalt not munt.
-Don’t goon or eat the cum of anyone besides your Jerkmate.
-You may goon competitively any time but you cannot nut in November.
-Do not waste your cum, if you’re going to spill seed then save it in a jar for future use such as a sperm bank deposit or an ingredient in cheese.
-Do not goon the uncircumcised or with men who can’t get hard.
Jizzlam by ChicksW/dicks2006 August 3, 2025
Jizzlamic Jihad
To implement your jizztastic dominance over an unwilling girl or guy. It is often referred to as a holy semen war against a persons face, tonsils, asshole, or any other orifice.
Last night I took that infidel Bernice back to my place and after finding spiritual inner peace I unloaded a Jizzlamic Jihad upon her boobs.
Islamic Jihad are gay, Jizzlamic Jihads are awesome!
Islamic Jihad are gay, Jizzlamic Jihads are awesome!
Jizzlamic Jihad by D-Fence October 20, 2010
Jizzamortis
“I came so hard, I got jizzamortis”
“Sorry I can’t come to work today I have jizzamortis”
“She sucked it till I got jizzamortis and couldn’t move”
“Sorry I can’t come to work today I have jizzamortis”
“She sucked it till I got jizzamortis and couldn’t move”
Jizzamortis by Jizzamortis August 9, 2020
Jizzamathon
When a group of guys just jizz for fun, not jizzing on something, that would be a bukkake.
Jizz-a-mathon
Jizz-a-mathon
Jizzamathon by FapMonster October 6, 2011
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B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
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B)
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Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
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