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Jizzblast, mainly used in porno's, describes when a man sprays his hot load i.e. ejaculates, all over their partner, usually on the face or titties.
Oh dear, you've jst jizzblasted in her eye. No she's blind!
by Jesus Rammsbottom December 29, 2006
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When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
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When a guy drops his creamy load so fast that it's direction becomes hard to control.
Damn, Ian jizzblasted so hard he hit his dog, and then the dog licked it up, and then he did it again coz it was pretty damn funny.
by Jesus Rammsbottom December 29, 2006
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When a man shoots so much cum out of his penis that the girl taking the load gets a tsunami of jizz cannonballed at her open mouth which then begins a cycle in which the girl swallows the cum and or spits it out.
Man, she got a monster jizz blast last night, she had to take another shower to get it out of her hair.
by DirtyMikeAndTheBoys September 18, 2010
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