An apparent disorder of the skin, generally found on the buttocks, torso and/or face. Diagnosed to be dried semen post male ejaculation. This can be found on self, partner or unsuspecting passer-by.

After the load that Frank had blown onto Martha’s tits had dried, she looked down and said to Frank, “you’ve given me a skin jizzorder!”

skin jizzorder by Meredith Sugartee’s October 24, 2023

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jizfored

1.A great sign of appreciation from a male,the action of ejaculating on a females forehead several times before jiz entering the eyes and causing brief blindness for 2 to 3 minutes.
Normaly left to crust and go hard in the wrinkles, untill left to fall out making jiz sticks.

2.cum or semen usualy in a cup or mug, for a guy named ed.

1. hey ur sister let me gave her a "jizfored"
2.heres sum "jizfored" (jizz for ed)

jizfored by lukeekul May 14, 2006

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jizzfaced testicle flap

When you bust a load of spunk on a girls face that makes her temporarily blind and sucks ur nutsack

Mrs. Nanners loves the jizzfaced testicle flap

jizzfaced testicle flap by alex"rus" tsaur November 5, 2003

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jizzfriend

a slag term teenagers use for whats was once refered to as fuck-buddies, while not in a relationship boyfriends and jizzfriends hook up for hott fucks when ever possible

I've been working on Kayla and I think were gonna be boyfriend and jizzfriend preety soon.

jizzfriend by souljaboytellem4407 September 26, 2008

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