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A guy who has only one testicle.
Jizoni is such a Mac with his one ball sack
jizoni by Wrecking Baller February 4, 2016
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A common french name in the suburbs of France.
Jizonu by bhr7777 September 19, 2019
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Jizznipped. 

To Jizz/Ejaculate on a womans, and or mans nipple.
Hey man I "jizznipped." on this girl last night

I got "jizznipped." on last night by my boyfriend!

jizniglet 

A nigro that is cover in jiz
Yo nigro u look like a jizniglet
jizniglet by Nigleto August 6, 2019

Jimoning 

(Verb) creating senseless stuff because the person is absolutely jobless and devoid of any understanding of how a dictionary work
Chandru went around jimoning his ideas into his diary
Jimoning by Hajju May 5, 2020
A girl who is very hard to find. She is very intelligent and famous among boys but she wont settle for just anything, she has high standards. Very kind, beautiful and generous. when in trouble you will always find her by your side. A total mom energy. Caring loving and cute, so cute that your heart would just melt instantly. Could fight the whole world for you -if she wants to,Or even turn your whole world upside down. Be careful, not to mess with her is the first rule around her not very trusting in the beginning but when she does she would show her true self that is internally very beautiful (externally as well) her beauty is unreal. You might end up thinking i might have saved my country in my previous life that i got such an angel 😇. If u ever find a jimoni never leave her, you won't regret. Is a total dirty mind and not as innocent as she seems but she would show you her this side only if she trusts you. She Is like a colourfull butterfly who never fails so fly high. If u already have her you are very lucky.
Jimoni is a hot, pretty and sexy girl. Queen of hearts ❤️🥰

jizznizz 

(noun)defines a situation that is not favorable. The absence of the white fluid of a man. Describes something crappy in quality.

(verb) a term describing an action that is semen-like in nature.
(noun) Bob: " Hey did you bring your wallet so that I can rob you"

Rick: " Aw, jizznizz! I left it at your mom's house to pay her for her stupendous services last night."

(adjective) Bob: " Screw you, Rick! I bet that you enjoy having men jizznizz inside your anus."

(noun) Rick: "Just shutup, you friggin' jizznizz."
jizznizz by yogo123 February 26, 2009
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A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.
Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026
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Brought-upsy 

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.
Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?



Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?
Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005
Word of the Day on September 12, 2026
The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...
I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
kitbash by geru January 15, 2006
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Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026
Word of the Day on September 10, 2026
Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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