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Tiffany: OMG ALEXA IS SUCH A little JIZNIT
Stacy: Oh my god yes I know she's so annoying I want to puch her in the face #jiznitforlife
Jiznit by ET1406 January 11, 2016
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One of Lord Vishnu's Avatar
He looks like Jinit
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Jiznit JiNiTaiMei jizzit Jinnit Jizzitus jinit Jinita Jinith Jitnite jizit
as in another term for “on god” a truly holy word as in jitnite is to be used at all times in life and feel free to make new words with it like sheeshnite and fortjit and 266bcmesopotamia nite and never slander jitnite
“bro that fornite dub was epic bro I’m so good bro put that on jitnite”
Jitnite by creatorofjitnite January 25, 2022
The irritation of the eyes after being jizzed in the face. The symptons resemble those of hayfever..
Me 'alright Stretts, whats wrong with you eyes..?'
Stretts 'went to a gay bar at the weekend and forgot to duck.. Got a full on jizzing... Been to the docs and he says I've got Jizzitus'
Me 'serves you right you cum muncher..!!'

JiNiTaiMei 

This is a term used to describe someone who has the power of infinite possibilities to change the situations.
I like CaiXuKun because he can JiNiTaiMei
JiNiTaiMei by lwk2005 July 2, 2022
Irish slang word meaning 'fool' or 'idiot'
Seamus: Lets go cow tipping lads!
Me: Don't be acting the jinnit Seamus
a Mojito cocktail with a secret proportion of jizz mixed in. best served heavily beaten and freshly applied so the sperm is still alive. this is a very difficult task because the timing must be impeccable.
Alex: Hey Tom, I'll just get your Mojito more ice.
(stirs freshly squirted jizz into drink)
Alex: How is it?
Tom: Mmmm, I love the sweet taste and the overall texture.
Alex: Dude, you just drank a Jizzito.
Tom: Whaaaa?
Jizzito by Patrice Smegma December 29, 2010
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