Jizonu

A common french name in the suburbs of France.

Hey Jizonu, how are you today?

by bhr7777 September 19, 2019

Jizznub

When someone is so much of a nub, that they deserve to be jizzed upon.

That guy just used the wrong 'your'! What a jizznub.

by hotbellies September 29, 2011

Jizznus

An exclamation similar to "Jesus" without taking the name in vain

Red: Hey look at this link I found on Reddit
Blue: Oh sweet Jizznus WTF!! Is that golfball? Oh... I see...

by EvisceratorX June 29, 2011

jizanus

Spontaneous penile and anal discharge.

Look at at that guy!!! He totally jizanused his levis.

by Snine, Dirtbag July 20, 2007

jizoni

A guy who has only one testicle.

Jizoni is such a Mac with his one ball sack

by Wrecking Baller February 4, 2016

Jizznut

someone who is unintelligent

“that guy’s a jizznut”

by horsepl July 8, 2021