3 definitions by Greg O'neal

winstons

The winstons, also known as alcoholism, is a strong dependency on alcoholic beverages. It is mainly used to describe a raging alcoholic who still manages to keep his life in order and possibly even save England from Hitler.

"Larry's got a bad case of the winstons... That guy was totally drunk when he presented his doctoral dissertation."

by Greg O'neal September 14, 2005

world champion

The superlative form of winner

"That guy is wearing aqua socks and jeans..."
"Yeah.. what a winner..."
"No man.. he's the world champion."

by Greg O'neal September 14, 2005

jizmo

An incredible amount of semen.

Do you think that stuff on the porn actress' face is real? I mean.. That a lot of jizmo.

by Greg O'neal October 10, 2003