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1. a creature or personage of shocking and unfathomable vanity, hate, selfishness, cruelty, tailoring, and diet beverage consumption.... Also a pathological fear of being spotted in daylight or with a individual below his perceived caste. And paisley headbands. Heavy smoker and prone to bingeing on 7Eleven taquitos, and Protein Bars and purging.

2. A bitch with a dark broken soul....Anjelica Huston, Courtney Love, Bettie Davis.
"That Jizmotectec is soaking in Aqua di Parma like a cheap italian prostitute."

"Does that common Jizmotectec even have eyes?"
by TyrantBobby September 24, 2011
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