Jizmo 

1) (adj) when something is beyond crazy, it is said to be jizmo

2) (adj) totally out of this world, no other words can explain the situation

3) (verb) to spice up; to make more interesting or less boring

(1 and 2) "Dude that explosion was so jizmo!"

(3) "Dude we're going to English class."
"Yea I know...I wish the teacher could jizmo the class up a little."

Jizmo by JizmOliviaa January 21, 2009

jizmo 

An incredible amount of semen.

Do you think that stuff on the porn actress' face is real? I mean.. That a lot of jizmo.

jizmo by Greg O'neal October 9, 2003

Jizmo 

Jizmo 'jesus' Venables. An avantgarde noise music composer, from Coventry, a place where music is just noise and his father made a humble living distributing for the Avon company. Some call him a maverick, some a genius , but you know what yeah he's alright.

Person 1: have you heard of that dude who had Minecraft e-sex?
Person 2: ohhhhh, you mean jizmo

Jizmo by CovyCunt January 17, 2024

Jizmuck 

A horrible messy orgasm involving huge amounts of expelled bodily fluids. Can be done by either male or female.

Peter North doesn't just cum on you, he leaves you with a jizmuck.

She made me so hard, I couldn't help but jizmuck all over her.

I was so embarrassed, I jizmucked all over the bed and ended up sleeping on the couch.

My vibrator makes me jizmuck everytime!

Jizmuck by DMonkage December 14, 2013

jimout

1.(verb) to fall out of live with Park Jimin.

its absolutely imposible.
2.When you fall in love with bts member jimin you cant fall out of love with him.

One you Jimin you can’t Jimout

jimout by emily09298 September 10, 2019

jizzocide 

The act of murdering sperm.

You can committ jizzocide when you use spermicidal barriers or alas, when you wack off and you let the sperm dry out.

Rianne is committing jizzocide.

jizzocide by damn damn danno October 26, 2006

Jizdom 

When you lay down knowledge about beating off.

"When your beating off, make sure the volume isn't too loud so you can hear if someone is coming"

"Thanks for the Jizdom pal!"

Jizdom by Carolla Digital June 12, 2013