Jizmo

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1) (adj) when something is beyond crazy, it is said to be jizmo

2) (adj) totally out of this world, no other words can explain the situation

3) (verb) to spice up; to make more interesting or less boring

(1 and 2) "Dude that explosion was so jizmo!"

(3) "Dude we're going to English class."
"Yea I know...I wish the teacher could jizmo the class up a little."

Jizmo by JizmOliviaa January 21, 2009

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jizmo

An incredible amount of semen.

Do you think that stuff on the porn actress' face is real? I mean.. That a lot of jizmo.

jizmo by Greg O'neal October 9, 2003

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Jizmo

Jizmo 'jesus' Venables. An avantgarde noise music composer, from Coventry, a place where music is just noise and his father made a humble living distributing for the Avon company. Some call him a maverick, some a genius , but you know what yeah he's alright.

Person 1: have you heard of that dude who had Minecraft e-sex?
Person 2: ohhhhh, you mean jizmo

Jizmo by CovyCunt January 17, 2024

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Jizmuck

A horrible messy orgasm involving huge amounts of expelled bodily fluids. Can be done by either male or female.

Peter North doesn't just cum on you, he leaves you with a jizmuck.

She made me so hard, I couldn't help but jizmuck all over her.

I was so embarrassed, I jizmucked all over the bed and ended up sleeping on the couch.

My vibrator makes me jizmuck everytime!

Jizmuck by DMonkage December 14, 2013

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jimout

1.(verb) to fall out of live with Park Jimin.

its absolutely imposible.
2.When you fall in love with bts member jimin you cant fall out of love with him.

One you Jimin you can’t Jimout

jimout by emily09298 September 10, 2019

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jizzocide

The act of murdering sperm.

You can committ jizzocide when you use spermicidal barriers or alas, when you wack off and you let the sperm dry out.

Rianne is committing jizzocide.

jizzocide by damn damn danno October 26, 2006

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Jizdom

When you lay down knowledge about beating off.

"When your beating off, make sure the volume isn't too loud so you can hear if someone is coming"

"Thanks for the Jizdom pal!"

Jizdom by Carolla Digital June 12, 2013

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dead drop

A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.

"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."

dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008

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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.

You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.

No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023

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ulzzang

Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.

"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"

ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008

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EBK

EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).

Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."

EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026

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