steinburg 

to be Jewed. To be cheap. To conserve more then necessary.

wow, i defiantly i got Steinburg on that math test. all the other teachers would have defiantly given me those points.

steinburg by mrs steinburg April 24, 2008

steinburg maneuver 

When a girl is manipulating you with her hotness, and makes you think she is nice. However, after she ropes you in, she reveals her true self as being a crazy bitch whore and will murder you and your family.

Dude, this girl is a dime, but I think she might be executing the Steinburg maneuver on me

steinburg maneuver by Julius Steinburg May 17, 2016

Steinburg Take 

A take so devoid of rationality and common sense that it causes anyone reading it to have a brain aneurysm

Low IQ Halfling: If guns are legal then why isn't child porn?

Mentally Sound Human: Shut the fuck up! That's such a Steinburg take. This is exactly why you couldn't own a gun!

Steinburg Take by Voxman June 8, 2022

Steinberg's Law 

Steinberg's Law, similar in concept to Bidoof's Law, says that there will never be anything more irritating than seeing a user who claims to be white, tweet out a bad or offensive opinion targeting white people, and then checking the user’s profile, and finding out they are “Jewish”.

Guy 1: Yo dude, I read this tweet that white people should just stop existing, yet the person who wrote it says they're white! I just don't get it.

Guy 2: Check their profile.

Guy 1: Why?

Guy 2: Just do it.

Guy 1: Hm.. alright, well, here it says their jewish, and.. Oh, I see.

Guy 2: Yeah, perfect example of Steinberg's Law bro.

Steinberg's Law by acceptitgoyim May 13, 2020

Steinbrenner High School

A high school, well known for racists, white people, and more drugs than the entirety of South America. You will get your ass touched, you will get mugged, and all from a kid driving a thirty thousand dollar car his dad bought him. If Martinez is the gated community of Middle Schools, this is the Mansion if High Schools.

Guy 1: Where do you go to school?
Guy 2: Oh, I go to Steinbrenner High School.
Guy 3: *hits him with a folding chair* fuck you.

Steinbrenner High School by GhostlyCarrot February 2, 2022

The German Stienburg 

One of the most complex and vile sexual acts to be performed... It requires strength, focus and tremendous commitment.

The German Stienburg starts with a man anally plundering a female that is bent over while he is simultaneously holding a tractor tire over his head and using it to do shoulder presses (as in a strongman competition). While pressing the tire and banging the girl he screams out "shiza" every time he makes a press.

After the man makes coitus, he drops the tractor tire on back of the female's head...rendering her unconcious. Finally he lifts up her naked body and proceeds to bench press her... all the while counting his repetitions in a loud, harsh, commanding, German accent. (If you can count in German that is ideal... but if not the accent will suffice).

"Dude, I have to stop by the farm later and borrow a tractor tire, my girlfriend is finally going to let me give her The German Stienburg."

The German Stienburg by crazydoc March 14, 2009

steinbag 

(verb) -- to completely fark up something that has already been fixed once. After Stein Bagger, former CEO of IT Factory, a Danish software company that collapsed on December 1, 2008 after Bagger vanished on a vacation to Dubai, having apparently embezzled more than $85 million from the company which had risen from the ashes after its first collapse during the dot-com crash of 2001-2002.

"Man, I just rebuilt that truck motor, and the way you're revving it, you're gonna steinbag that thing in minute."

steinbag by The Real Original Turtle December 16, 2008