jewsickle

a tall skinny person that looks like a stalagmite;fat thights but nothing up top

wat a jewsickle
wow thats the biggest jewsickle ive ever seen

by Abdule Jach Gicard Relm Metyhind August 19, 2007

Jewbicle

A cubicle that is owned or inhabited by a Jew

Jerry the Jew works all day in his jewbicle.

by docelch September 12, 2011

Jessicle

Endearing nickname for tall girls named Jessica, often used to describe a gentle and beautiful Jess who is difficult to not fall in love with but Impossible to forget.

See that tall blonde girl in the red dress, thats Jessicle, i am madly in love with her.

by 5to7forever June 21, 2017

jewcicle

A jewish version of a popcicle that has a flavorless ice cube on a stick.

Son, if you don't behave your dessert will be a jewcicle.

by jew cop 69 July 14, 2009

jewcicle

A jewcicle is a frozen Hasid that you can use to amaze your friends, stop traffic, save your place in queues, and just generally to piss off everyone else.

Phred makes a perfect jewcicle. I can leave him at my desk at work and nobody notices my absence.

by Jacques Asse December 28, 2009

Jewtickery

When someone promises to do something and it never materializes.

After repeated broken promises everybody had enough of all of his (jewtickery).

by Racebaiterhater January 13, 2011

jewsicle

Jewish person who is so attractive you want to lick them, thus... a jewsicle.

OMFG Hannah, that Mark Steinburg is a Jewsicle.

by Ariane M. October 29, 2007