A last name of thieves, drunks and scoundrels. Most are men, with very few females being born to this clan. They generally live on top of barren hills and ridges, in close proximity to chicken farms. They start drinking at 10 years old, and do not stop until death. They are known to say the most nasty things imaginable, but are amazing lovers, yet rarely father children.
Those Squires' from the ridge are hard cases. They stole all me wood that was leanin against me shed.
That Squires just called me a horrible name, and told me I was worthless. He then spit in my mouth. But I still love him.
That Squires just called me a horrible name, and told me I was worthless. He then spit in my mouth. But I still love him.
by ChickenRidge August 13, 2013
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by The-Squire September 21, 2009
Term coined by general anti-Matt Squire people. Used a general term for fail or general exclamations of fml. A verb, e.g. to be Squired, or "you got Squired!"
K: Guess what? My mom finally got a job!
T: Really? What does she do?
K: I'm not sure yet. I know it's something to with photography or magazines.
T: Oh so that's why I saw her in Playboy!
K: ...
K got Squired.
T: Really? What does she do?
K: I'm not sure yet. I know it's something to with photography or magazines.
T: Oh so that's why I saw her in Playboy!
K: ...
K got Squired.
by Parafamily March 29, 2009
by tummytank September 09, 2010
To Squire . The act of sleeping on a gurney or other such bed in a vehicle while said vehicle is in motion.
by the code 3 club May 01, 2015
by brentjigga March 26, 2012