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Refers a specific sort of virus in a sometimes tall human being with clubhead tendencies and a lack in understanding the real word. Symptoms include: mild to intermediate alcoholism, voluntary insomnia, flailing arms and stiff legs when dancing. people around them may feel cold sweats, momentary diarrhea, headaches, and a loss of self worth. The term is not to be confused with testicle.
Omg look over there at that tall person in the club ...

woah, shes a total jessicle.
jessicle by DaveEW66 December 30, 2011
In Southampton, England culture; a renowned cocktail from the nightclub Jesters, that makes everyone around you beautiful and your best friend. One can enjoy the pleasures of a Jesticle more than once as well, given that with excessive consumption (the way one should go about drinking these), you can reproduce your own pink concoction in the toilets!

A Jesticle also consitutes all 5 of your 5 a day - the vodka gives you potatoes, the Malibu coconutes, lemon from the lemonade, orange from the orange juice, and blackcurrant from the cordial. Voila!
Daymn girl, you look fine, let me get you a Jesticle!
Jesticle by JStarz December 18, 2009

jesticles 

the most powerful insult, a combination of jester and testicles
can be used as a meaningless, baseless insult or an adjective for someone's balls
im not sure what considers someones balls to be "jesticles" so that is up for your interpretation
"jerry got those jesticles. those damn clown ass balls. some jokester nuts. the joker's scrotum if you will"
jesticles by juegos November 1, 2021

Jessticles 

1: Jessticles is the long version of the name Jess.
Hey, remember Jessticles? I miss her.
Jessticles by Otto Rocket August 21, 2006
Jewish person who is so attractive you want to lick them, thus... a jewsicle.
OMFG Hannah, that Mark Steinburg is a Jewsicle.
jewsicle by Ariane M. October 29, 2007
the origin of this name is from taiwan.

Jessice hides a strong maternal/paternal instinct. Deceptive for a good reason. unlucky when it comes to mental health but extremely lucky when it comes to wealth.
Jessice went to town
I want to be like Jessice
Jessice is always late
Jessice by autumn blanket November 26, 2021
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