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jewsiccle 

during the holocaust, some jews were rumured to be frozen, today these frozen jews are known as jewsiccle
dude1: thats a jewsiccle story
dude2: main that just be racist
dude1:are u black?
dude2:no, im a jew
jewsiccle by crtl alt delete March 4, 2007
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Jewbicle 

A cubicle that is owned or inhabited by a Jew
Jerry the Jew works all day in his jewbicle.
Jewbicle by docelch September 12, 2011
Endearing nickname for tall girls named Jessica, often used to describe a gentle and beautiful Jess who is difficult to not fall in love with but Impossible to forget.
See that tall blonde girl in the red dress, thats Jessicle, i am madly in love with her.
Jessicle by 5to7forever June 21, 2017

jewcicle 

A jewish version of a popcicle that has a flavorless ice cube on a stick.
Son, if you don't behave your dessert will be a jewcicle.
jewcicle by jew cop 69 July 14, 2009

jewcicle 

A jewcicle is a frozen Hasid that you can use to amaze your friends, stop traffic, save your place in queues, and just generally to piss off everyone else.
Phred makes a perfect jewcicle. I can leave him at my desk at work and nobody notices my absence.
jewcicle by Jacques Asse December 28, 2009
Jewish person who is so attractive you want to lick them, thus... a jewsicle.
OMFG Hannah, that Mark Steinburg is a Jewsicle.
jewsicle by Ariane M. October 29, 2007

Jewticles 

A condition in which one's cuticles have undergone serious injury, usually through self-inflicted pain. It is extremely common throughout the jewish culture.
"Mark, stop gnawing on your fingers, you're getting jewticles!"
Jewticles by sweatgirl March 27, 2010
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026
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