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Cross between a Jew and a Loser.
Yaniv: Dude, is Jason going to the bah mitzvah tonight?

Yahudi: No dude, he's such a jewser.
Jewser by Kharagalfromsocal May 24, 2009
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A small, round, young boy that is addicted to video games and likes inserting his controller up his arse whilst wanking off his chode whilst reading the Torah.
I wish I never had a child, because he is such a Jewseph.
Noun: A Jewish loser. Used when loser is not strong enough, or when real offence is saught.

Often represented by raising the left hand to the forehead, extending the forefinger vertically whilst tucking the other fingers down, and bending the thumb slightly upwards to produce a "J"
"Wow, you're such a Jewser"
Jewser by Michael A A February 7, 2008
A rare breed of a beautiful man. Most commonly found with long curly hair. More often than not jewsofas have large genitalia.
That Jewsofa is so fine he was perfect for the reverse cowgirl position.

I wish my husband was a Jewsofa because his long curly hair shines in the moonlight.
jewsofa by The Real Jewsofa December 23, 2013
Jewish kid + juiced= drunk jewish fuck.
Hoon: "Josh was so Jewsed last night at Lukas' house!"
Annie: "I KNOW! he was too wasted to put his own shoes on"
Hoon: "That jew bastard wouldn't even let me hit his blunt, so fuckin stingy!"
Jewsed by TRAPHOUSEBOOMIN December 27, 2010
The Jewish Holocaust Museum in Sydney.
" You psyched for our excursion to the Jewseum? "
Nope..
jewseum by Sarah Payne August 24, 2007
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Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
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The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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