jewsef

The most sexiest man alive . His penis is huge like his brain. Daddy materia

Jewsef has big penis

by rammyJammy April 15, 2021

Jewser

Cross between a Jew and a Loser.

Yaniv: Dude, is Jason going to the bah mitzvah tonight?

Yahudi: No dude, he's such a jewser.

by Kharagalfromsocal May 24, 2009

Jewseph

A small, round, young boy that is addicted to video games and likes inserting his controller up his arse whilst wanking off his chode whilst reading the Torah.

I wish I never had a child, because he is such a Jewseph.

by Darren Bazaltubine June 9, 2019

Jewser

Noun: A Jewish loser. Used when loser is not strong enough, or when real offence is saught.

Often represented by raising the left hand to the forehead, extending the forefinger vertically whilst tucking the other fingers down, and bending the thumb slightly upwards to produce a "J"

"Wow, you're such a Jewser"

by Michael A A February 7, 2008

jewsofa

A rare breed of a beautiful man. Most commonly found with long curly hair. More often than not jewsofas have large genitalia.

That Jewsofa is so fine he was perfect for the reverse cowgirl position.

I wish my husband was a Jewsofa because his long curly hair shines in the moonlight.

by The Real Jewsofa December 23, 2013

Jewsed

Jewish kid + juiced= drunk jewish fuck.

Hoon: "Josh was so Jewsed last night at Lukas' house!"
Annie: "I KNOW! he was too wasted to put his own shoes on"
Hoon: "That jew bastard wouldn't even let me hit his blunt, so fuckin stingy!"

by TRAPHOUSEBOOMIN December 27, 2010

jewseum

The Jewish Holocaust Museum in Sydney.

" You psyched for our excursion to the Jewseum? "
Nope..

by Sarah Payne August 24, 2007